May 4, 2024
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Sentence Starters - Cabin Pressure (Season 3)
“If you are about to suggest my weight is going to make us too heavy to take off, very bad things will happen to you.”
“Lesbians are great! I just meant, I hope you’re not for my sake. No, not my sake. I mean for all men’s sake -- no, that’s worse, god.”
“You see, you’re funny! I had a feeling that you would be if you just relaxed.”
“You twisted your ankle whilst teaching someone how not to twist their ankle?”
“You know the way you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.”
“Oh, hello. What a ridiculous dog.”
“You remember that time when there was that thing you didn’t know whether or not I could do, and then it turned out that I couldn’t? ...no, nor do I.”
“I don’t think anyone can actually, genuinely imagine more than about twenty otters at a time.”
“He more or less manages to feed and dress himself. I assumed he could pick up a piece of paper ten seconds after behind told to.”
“I’m ignoring you. You are being ignored.”
“This is a theory I have built up from the following postulates. One: I win every time. Two: this is a time. Three: I will win this time.”
“Have a mildly pleasant time. Any more than that and you’re in trouble.”
“The thing is, we’ve taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I supposed the only thing that’s left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that DID happen, in fact.”
“I’ve got a theory! Now, suppose there was a travelling circus going by the airport, and one of the monkeys--”
“Cross my heart and hope to die. Terrapins tickle me if I lie.”
“There’s always a U after a Q. It’s the law.”
“When you say ‘no offense’... do you in fact know what that means?”
“Oh hang on, I’ve just realized -- I don’t care.”
“Please, please stop! You’re gonna kill us all! Please! You’ll kill us all!”
“When has anyone ever found you reassuring?”
“It’s so frustrating when you know, without any doubt at all, what you were put on his earth to do, and you just can’t seem to persuade anyone else.”
“It turns out a really good cure for being drunk is when you’re on a plane and then an engine explodes and you think you’re gonna die.”
“Look, no one has a higher opinion of me than I do. But even I simply do not have the power to conjure up a quarter of a million pounds from nowhere.”
“Hello. How necessary to see you.”
“I will punch you. I will literally punch you on the nose.”
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kate: dancing with my husband is so sweet and fun
anthony: DO YOU THINK IF WE DANCE CHEST TO CHEST IT’LL HIDE MY VERY OBVIOUS DESIRE FOR YOU
anthony for the next few months: oooooh, sorry. can’t do that, my wife is pregnant.
benedict: …anthony, you do know YOU’RE still allowed to drink.
anthony, with fear and panic in his eyes: OH GOD OH NO WHERE IS MY WIFE SHE’S NOT BY MY SIDE
anthony, five seconds later: oh thank goodness. here she is.
kate: anthony, please get your hand off of my stomach