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When someone says Stephen Colbert is not funny or cute!!😱

#stephen colbert #*spit take*#are you serious #cutie patootie

#*spit take*#WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?#USB Hub #Looks a lot like something else...#Funny

#*spit take*#Who thought this was a good idea?#This can't actually be a children's book #Beaver #Funny

Cheng Jun: Don’t be ridiculous, Yun Yu isn’t interested in someone like me.

Cheng Jun *thinks* for one, he’s not afflicted with the passion of the cut sleeve, for two, he likes them pure and that’s the last thing I am, for three, I can’t see him bottoming ever

Yun Yu: Actually, my preferences and Cheng Jun’s preferences don’t actually conflict. *takes drink*

*five minutes later*

Cheng Jun *fumbles his wine cup*

ugh i love this book already

#fox reads 皇叔 #*spit take*#in case you didn't get it: Yun Yu is bi and Cheng Yun's never bottomed so ...#he's pure #he basically said those things out loud in the middle of dinner in front of company #i scared the cat i laughed so hard #Yun Yu: my tastes have always been a bit heavy it's harder to end up fighting over a dish at banquet #the euphemisms in this thing kills me

#*spit take*#i don't think that means what you think it means #Bubble Gum #Sorbet #Funny #Funny Signs

Yes! You handle that— what is a brothel?

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Did Elementary just have someone say 'bell-end' on national TV? Did that just happen?

#*spit take*#you know that time you guys all said 'quim'? this is like that time.#british slang - it's all about pink bits

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