#*straight face*

[wildtruths]

hahahaha our internet just went out

[apollowned]

Jean Valjean as Montparnasse's sugar daddy @the-peoples-will

[pastelzoro]

baasama replied to your post: GOD its 12:37AM and i’ve been repeatedly singing...

a little bit

baasama replied to your post:GOD its 12:37AM and i’ve been repeatedly singing...

of monica in my life

plS you’re not helping mE i always get “a little bit of tina” and “a lttle bit of rita” like which one’s the one i only see??? which one is the one i need???

[pastelzoro]

mama has been working too hard, and neglecting papa's dinner. so papa went to mama's work desk, dips a single fry on a sea of deep, rich red. mama stops from her paperwork, blinks as she follows the progress of his fingers. she swallows nervously when he puts the one end of the sturdy fried potato in b/w his teeth, and hovers it on the top of her lips.

and then mama puts the other tip in her mouth and she and papa are staring at each other in the eye. no one moves for a while but then mama is bold and takes a bite off the fry so she moves closer to papa’s face.

papa makes a weird noise in his throat before he takes a bite too. and suddenly they’re closer so the tips of their noses are touching. and as if it couldn’t get any worse, papa does it again and he’s going to do it once more before mama does it first so now their lips are touching and they’re kissing.

sarada scoots up to the edge of the couch, hops off and hurries away. there’s more fries and more ketchup. she doesn’t want to see this.

[pastelzoro]

"stop," sasuke protested weakly when his wife licked the dripping trail of ketchup from a fatty, french fry. in public. "that"

sakura fluttered her lashes at him, lips pursed in an appealing way. sasuke glared at her, hoping his gulp was quiet enough so she wouldn’t hear.

he inhales deeply, stares away so he could gather himself. swallowing hard one last time, he turned back to her, his eyes locking with hers.

she smiles at him, slow and seductive so it can all go down to his groin. and then she takes an aggressive bite off the french fry, so quickly and without warning, sasuke shifts and grabs himself, suddenly in pain.

[ashleys-style]

I've done more work in these past few days then i've done all school year 

[headlessandhellbent]

guys in skinny sweat pants are my new thing

[fandomstuck-wholock]

diablo2fandomstuck replied to your post: diablo2fandomstuck replied to your post:...

((I actually AM sorry, i jsut can’t resist))(( “Potter thought of what he would do to Sam when he met her. He would make sure to introduce her to BOTH of his long, wooden wands" ))

((*inhuman screeching*

YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE WRITER

IT WILL BE YOU

IF ANYONE

I SEE YOU AS THE FANFIC WRITER OF THIS CRACK SHIP))