#*throws tantrum*

[kikibumblesqueaks]

My bellybutton is not getting tickled right now.

And I’m mad about it.

*crosses arms and pouts at the wall*

-> minors/ageless DNI <-

[not-akimoroll]

no. i don’t need that aki SMILING look up. nope…….

[stay-outta-my-blood-circle]

spicy...what about Jesse and some fun in the jacuzzi?

You hadn't been planning to join him - he's a stranger in a skull mask for heaven's sake - but goddamn if he didn't look like some kind of carnal deity, existing only to tempt you.

He was relaxing in the bubbling water, head thrown back, beads of liquid clinging to his skin, caressed by lazily-drifting steam. Enough of his torso rose above the waterline to give you an eyeful of the plentiful, firm muscle of his arms, shoulders, and chest, and even - was that a glimpse of a tattoo?

With a view like that, you would have been surprised not to end up here - in the water, in his lap, full of him.

You squirm, bare chest pressed against his by the large hand splayed across your back.

Too much for you, babe?

The words tease from his phone's screen, as he holds it in front of you.

"Not yet," you fire back with a grin, "but show me what you can do and we'll see."

It's a challenge that he rises to like a champ.

His giant hands close on your hips as he proceeds to effortlessly move you up and down his length, changing the angle and speed seemingly on a whim. It's maddening and delicious.

"I could kiss you if you'd take that off," you pant eventually, nodding toward his mask. He shakes his head, taps the side of his neck. You oblige, leaning forward to kiss, suck, and nibble your way down his neck and shoulders as you get closer and closer to your end... and about time, too - it sounds like your coworkers are headed this way.

[seraphdreams]

I WANNA SEE EREN IN A PRETTY LITTLE SKIRT!!!

[bi-the-wei]

SOMEONE TALK TO ME!

[holmesianpose]

Forcing myself to work on necessary and neglected dissertation edits today and it soooooo painful and hardddd ughhhjjh 😒😣😣

All I want to be doing is working on OFD!! 😭😭😭☹️

[veronicadvalle]

Yeah, I really wonder if Hiram knows because originally the ending of the season was going to be Archie leaving Veronica's room to see Hiram

I know that was the original ending and I’m kind of upset we didn’t get it, just because I’m a sucker for the Archie vs Hiram trope. 

But also, Archie sneaking into Lodge Manor is just another trope that is reoccurring in old and new Archie Comics™. 

I just … want to see that youtube ad so badd….

[feckless-youth]

I WANNA GO BACK TO JAPAAAAAAANNN AAAAAAAA