✧ 🇦🇱🇮🇸🇹🇦🇮🇷 🇹🇭🇪🇮🇷🇮🇳 🇸🇹🇦🇷🇹🇪🇷🇸 // 🇵🇦🇷🇹 1
taken from dragon age origins. feel free to adapt as you wish.
❝ here I thought we were getting along so well. ❞
❝ I was going to name one of my children after you ! the grumpy one. ❞
❝ well, he’s not half as dead as he looks, is he ? ❞
❝ yes, swooping is... bad. ❞
❝ first it’s ‘ I like you ‘ but then ZAP, frog time ! ❞
❝ mercy ? I wouldn’t have expected that from you. ❞
❝ that’s what I’m here for ! to deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners. ❞
❝ [ in a sing-song tone ] somebody has been drinking ! ❞
❝ you drink some blood, you choke on it and pass out. ❞
❝ I was just thinking about you ! isn’t that a marvelous coincidence ? ❞
❝ well, uh, try not to tell everyone how easily fooled I was ? ❞
❝ here’s the thing: being near you makes me crazy, but I can’t imagine being without you. not ever. ❞
❝ have I told you that I love you ? I did ? well, it won’t kill you to hear it again, will it ?❞
❝ now that the warm, fuzzy part of the day is over with, we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. ❞
❝ oh no, I’m babbling. maybe we should go--- let’s go ! let’s just go ! ❞
❝ that... was SO not what I meant. ❞
❝ well, look here, now who’s an idle gossip ? ❞
❝ there's nothing saying that a moron can't be cute and adorable. ❞
❝ I don't know if I should take you seriously... but you scare me sometimes. ❞
❝ I've never been very good at that. the steeling myself part. I find it better sometimes to just be a little weak. ❞
❝ yes, I'm that blind. I so totally did not see you ogling each other before. ❞
❝ some days I have trouble figuring out which boot goes on which foot. ❞
❝ it hurts my manly feelings, you know. all one of them. ❞
❝ I didn't say it was a good plan. ❞
❝ soooo, what would you do if someone told you that they loved you ? ❞
❝ can't you be more judgmental ? I'm trying to rant, here. ❞
❝ bad things happen when I lead. we get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants. ❞
❝ I just would have screwed it up like I do everything else. but at least I would have cared. ❞
❝ now that I’ve handled that with my... usual deft brilliance, time to move on ! ❞
❝ ouch, now I’m wounded. look at me, bleeding all over the place. you are just not very nice, are you ? ❞
❝ I’ve come to... care for you. a great deal. ❞
❝ am I fooling myself ? or do you think you might ever feel the same way about me ? ❞