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also me: wait this is my fic

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me: uuuuuuuugh, why has this not been updated yet??? i need to know what happens next!!!!
also me: wait this is my fic
i need to tag more posts with “bifeminism”
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A wand?! At this point, anything will help! I have a dog; maybe you could ask her to distract Cath long enough for us to do what needs to be done. *winks* Bad dog! She ate all my plans. Guess we’ll have to wing it, then. Study your spells!
Rightio!
*waves my Sooty wand in your dog's direction*
*finds your dog distracting me instead*
Bugger! I tried, honest I did. I'd better get back to studying my spells whilst twitching my nose.