#*wed bed behead

[frozenheartedprince-blog]

I'm bored. Try not being insufferable for once. Bed, behead, marry - your precious Anna, Drizella Tremaine and Charming.

Don’t tell me you’re getting fond of me, Vanessa?

Easy enough. Wed Anna, bed Charming, and behead the Tremaine girl. Charming’s bone structure is just amazing, and the Tremaine girl - from what I’ve seen of her, she’s insufferable. Are you two friends?

[iaskfornothing-blog]

ROYALS EDITION: Prince Charming, Princess Ariel, Prince Phillip

Oh, wow, you know me so well. Okay. Wed Phillip, because he doesn’t seem like that bad a guy, and you should hear what people say about how his butt looks from all that horse riding. Bed Ariel, because - because you know my reasons for this. We had that conversation last week. And behead Charming, because all people are talking about is that girl who showed up at his party, and he seems really nice, but I'm a little bored of it by now.

[men-aresuchbabies-blog]

Right so there's me, Flynn and Robin. You're not gonna behead lil' old me are you?

Oooooh, I dunno, Aladdin, Flynn’s got that sexy face, and Robin’s got all that swag...

But Flynn did just behead me, so I don’t think his face counts for anything. Wed you, because you’re just too endearing, bed Robin, because he’s pretty good looking, lets not kid ourselves, and behead Flynn, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

[iaskfornothing-blog]

Alright! Robin, Flynn and Frollo ;)

Oh, you’re so funny Al. Honestly.

Okay, marry Robin, only because he always seems to have a lot of money on him. I mean, it’s probably someone else’s, but he can at least take me out for a real good dinner. Bed Flynn, because I know that’s a good time, and behead Frollo, burn the pieces, scatter them across a river and then nuke the river. Did you know he sniffed my hair last time he saw me? 

[not-justaprincess-blog]

I do apologize princess, but I have to ask everyone I know this now: Me, Eric and Phillip

Hey, Charming! Is there a story behind this?

Um... I don’t actually know any of you that well, thinking on this, so don’t get offended, okay? Uh, wed you, because you always seem real nice, bed Phillip, not that you’re not real handsome or anything, but... anyway! Uh, that leaves Eric. Simba seemed to have a few problems with him when he was here, so... guess I’ve gotta carry those on. Behead Eric. Sorry.

Seriously, what’s the story behind this?

[not-justaprincess-blog]

hmmmm how abouuuuut....me, ariel, aaaaannnndddd that odette girl i like her i feel like she wouldn't be afraid to shoot someone if they annoyed her. also, like, hi and stuff. duh.

Ooooooh, tough ones. Okay, let me think, let me think. I mean, I guess I would marry Ariel, because we’ve had a secret plot to elope for the last six years, and I can’t back out on that now. I would bed you, because you look like you’d be great at sleepovers, and I hear all the Waters’ are good at holding their breath.

And that leaves Odette to be beheaded because a girl who could shoot you when she’s annoyed is a threat to my country, and I won’t stand for it.

Oh, and, hi! Man, I haven’t seen you in so long - were you at that party, Aurora’s one? Did you hear about it?

[not-justaprincess-blog]

Rafiki, Zazu, that one hyena that almost ate us when we were nine

Okay, you were nine. I was six. And that was a horrible experience that will forever be burned into my mind, so behead that hyena thing. Uhhh, marry Zazu and pull a black widow to get out of it like, that night. Bed Rafiki, because a guy that old, he has to know some things, you know?

[not-justaprincess-blog]

are you doing the thingy? Becauuuse me, Herc... and Kovu!

Oh, come on, that's just...

I mean, I can’t behead you, because we have our plan to elope to your ridiculous fork palace, so I guess wed you. And Herc’s really cute... but so is Kovu. But, if Kovu and you have a thing, and you’re marrying me, then I guess he hasn’t much going on, sooo... wed you, bed Herc, and behead Kovu.