Rafiki, Zazu, that one hyena that almost ate us when we were nine
Okay, you were nine. I was six. And that was a horrible experience that will forever be burned into my mind, so behead that hyena thing. Uhhh, marry Zazu and pull a black widow to get out of it like, that night. Bed Rafiki, because a guy that old, he has to know some things, you know?











