rambles about fluffer (bitch). bcs i can
well here we go
FLUFFER UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. that THING. too bad its only like 1 day old so not too much biology is said about them except its pokemon evolving..???? for some reason????? i dont KNOW IM NOT A BOOTLEG POKEMON AND FLUFFY'S CHILD. /hj
do you think their biology is fucked up. bcs bootleg. do you think their dna is breaking down right now as we speak (has anyone read the what if by Randall Munroe and read that chapter about what if all our dna just vanished) are they going through the walking ghost phase (you can google this but this is like the phase of feeling fine and normal after eating poisonous mushroom/radiation/losing dna (according to that book) despite your body is literally dying). why are they talking like that also. is their throat also behaving weirdly. is their whole body reversed. the fact that after they pop up that bootleg copper also pop up means theyre using DNA near them to manipulate and fucked up to create a new "person". like MAYBE THEYRE NOT EVEN HUMAN. they might be some creature fucking up DNA to mimic another creature that will bring some sort of advantage to them. they may not even know it. Maybe the… thing after stealing some other creature dna and using that for themselves, they're now another totally different species. (i SWEAR there something in nature similar to it BUT I CANT REMEMBER IT FUCK-)
also! i also got some other thought not relating to biology to them too! theyre such The Chariot (reversed) to the fluffy's The Chariot. theyre like the Spiral (like the GLITCHING. THE FAKE IDENTITY. THE FAKE FRIENDSHIP. JUST VERY SPIRAL CORE) to fluffy's the Web (has anyone here listen to tma like i swear i remember one of the mutuals reblogged tma post). theyre the ILOVEYOU email virus vibe like i said (maybe i'll study their reproductive parts out of spite for WHAT THEY CALLED ME)
actually sure ill start. glitchy penis so it never gets hard. flat ass (hey fluffy ass is fat and since theyre the bootleg, flat ass /j) everything opposite of sexy. that ass turkey from miitopia is sexier than them (a sentence i never thought i would ever say)