#-memephone-

[anarchyphone]

Squirt takes a deep breath before starting his speech. “This one Tartar gave me some advice on starting one of these...so I’m happy to announce the world’s first Memephone fan club!”

“In here, we’ll do activities such as drawing pictures of Memes and flexing at them for good luck, drinking protein shakes, and interior design!”

“As for Memephone, he’s the funniest and the most respectable person in the Badlands...not to mention that he’s thicker than Octo Samurai!”

“So...if you want a spicy overlord that isn’t that one other guy, then consider joining us~”

[anarchyphone]

@telephobos

“Sorry to ping you Memes, but...my senpai Hypnothesis hasn’t noticed us yet, and I wanna change that. 

“I know you're busy and all, but could you be a bro and make a hot new single with me?”

[anarchyphone]

@telephobos

Squirt extends his hands towards Memephone, and there seems to be a paper crown sitting in his palms. “Since you’re Queen Bee now...it’d only be fitting for you to have this, hehe.”

[anarchyphone]

@telephobos

Squirt holds this drawing up. “Look at this, Memephone! It’s our new band poster!”

Grease sighs in the distance. Why must he do these things...

[anarchyphone]

@telephobos

Squirt looks up at his taller alternate as he gives him this picture...it’s printed out on some old copy paper, and it even has a frame to it.

“Tartar...I know I just came back here, but have this!”