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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@anarchyphone
{ D R . T A R T A R }
× Indie RP blog for Tartar, also known as "Doc"
× Don't even look at me if you're not PROPERLY DISINFECTED
× Roleplaying since when again?
#Not A Quack! (self) #The Doctor Will See You Now (IC) #Tell Me Where It Hurts (angst)
[ S Q U A R T ]
* Indie RP blog for Tartar Squarticus
* Don’t even look at me if you’re not a hot dude
* Roleplaying since today bitches
#squartposting (self) #Two Trucks Having Sex (ic) #Two Trucks Divorced (angst)
“If I told you to put your hands in the air, you’d do it without resistance …”
>NOISE [E] (playlist)
And just like that, without warning, Hypnothesis dropped their first full album to the public. How will Inkopolis react to these ink-tingling beats?
“Hey, check out this new bod!” (Anarchyphone)
“…W-Wow… your new body sure is… ah… something!”
No he’s not screaming internally about the fact that he’s stuck with this monstrous body, what are you talking about.
“It’s great, huh?” Squirt remarks as he goes in for a hug, holding his counterpart with an extremely strong grip, enough to make a dent in a lot of things.
“All of it? ...Can I ask you one thing before you go, though? Can I have your number?”
“W-Woah…”
He gasps slightly as his head was taken off his body, his vision blurring and fading as stars emerged in his line of sight. This was quite disorienting…but he had to power through it to get that beautiful new body of his!
Placing Squirt’s head securely onto the new body, Doc began wiring it in, humming all the while. Finishing up his work, he dusted the new form off, allowing Squirt the time to recover. “…And it is done! Your new body is ready. With this, you should be quite the formidable force.”
He then ran over to a nearby closet, pulling out a large rolling mirror, which he then parked in front of Squirt. “Have a look for yourself.”
Squirt visibly beamed once he saw the reflection.
“I love it!!”
“Good to know that this form is very much to your satisfaction! And it has more than just upper body strength, you know? I have equipped you with other features as well on this.”
“Allow me to mention a few…” Doc states as he then begins pacing circles around Squirt, pointing out the details to him. “…Reinforced bulletproof armor that is especially strong on the posterior area… Twin lasers located on the thorax… A propulsion system mounted on the vertebral column for sustained flight… And even a blender within the center of it all - good for smoothies and protein shakes! This new body will be very useful to you in more ways than you can imagine!”
Squirt is speechless and statue-still for a second, before letting out a delighted beep as he goes in to hug the doctor. “I can do so much now...you’re the best!”
“W-Woah…”
He gasps slightly as his head was taken off his body, his vision blurring and fading as stars emerged in his line of sight. This was quite disorienting…but he had to power through it to get that beautiful new body of his!
Placing Squirt’s head securely onto the new body, Doc began wiring it in, humming all the while. Finishing up his work, he dusted the new form off, allowing Squirt the time to recover. “…And it is done! Your new body is ready. With this, you should be quite the formidable force.”
He then ran over to a nearby closet, pulling out a large rolling mirror, which he then parked in front of Squirt. “Have a look for yourself.”
Squirt visibly beamed once he saw the reflection.
“I love it!!”
“W-Woah...”
He gasps slightly as his head was taken off his body, his vision blurring and fading as stars emerged in his line of sight. This was quite disorienting...but he had to power through it to get that beautiful new body of his!
@doctartar
“Hey! I brought you the stuff you needed,” Squirt says, looking proud as he dusts himself off. He looks like he had quite the rough time out there, but it didn’t seem to damper his spirits any.
He gestures to the pile of objects that he brought with him: A bottle of radioactive goop, some sturdy metal, and an extra thick protein shake (chocolate flavored, of course).
“Welcome back, yes, you certainly returned with…stuff.” Doc comments in an awkward tone, looking over the items now scattered on the floor. These weren’t exactly on the list, now were they? Trying his best to contemplate their use now, as to not devalue Squirt’s honest attempt at gathering the materials, Doc just shrugs. He’ll think of something…hopefully.
“I’m very sure I can improvise with these. Please allow me to fetch my welding equipment…”
Squirt begins to vibrate somewhat. “Oooh! I’m so looking forward to this...I bet I’m gonna be the biggest, strongest person on the block with your help~.”
He repeatedly glances over at Doc to see what he’s doing, unable to contain his excitement.
@doctartar
“Hey! I brought you the stuff you needed,” Squirt says, looking proud as he dusts himself off. He looks like he had quite the rough time out there, but it didn’t seem to damper his spirits any.
He gestures to the pile of objects that he brought with him: A bottle of radioactive goop, some sturdy metal, and an extra thick protein shake (chocolate flavored, of course).
“Helloooo nurse~” (Anarchyphone”
“Ah, did you want to see my appointed nurse? He’s off for today, but I’ll make sure to tell him you stopped by. Actually, let me write that down…”
Squirt takes the paper, eagerly scanning it. “A list, you say? Wonder what’s on here...”
“Helloooo nurse~” (Anarchyphone”
“Ah, did you want to see my appointed nurse? He’s off for today, but I’ll make sure to tell him you stopped by. Actually, let me write that down…”
“But…weren’t you the one that worked on Memephone?” Squirt asks. “Because that’s the person I wanna see!”
“I suppose you are talking about that unhappy Tartar I upgraded recently? Yes, that did happen, though not without some difficulties… So, are you here because you are looking for an upgrade as well? You look fine, but I can assist in a change if you so desire one.”
“Well, yeah, I want an upgrade! I want a buff body that can lift with the best of them...I can cough up some money if you can make me look shredded.”
“Helloooo nurse~” (Anarchyphone”
“Ah, did you want to see my appointed nurse? He’s off for today, but I’ll make sure to tell him you stopped by. Actually, let me write that down…”
“But...weren’t you the one that worked on Memephone?” Squirt asks. “Because that’s the person I wanna see!”
“Oh, you look kinda different! What’s up, homie?” (Anarchyphone)
“Some doctor made me into this freakshow… I’m trying to find a way to reverse this…”
anarchyphone:
Squirt’s eyes widen in shock. “Whaaaat? Why? You look amazing, dude! I wanna know who did it…”
“If you really wish to know that badly, I suppose there is no harm in telling you. There’s a doctor Tartar around. He did this to me.”
Squirt gasps, amazed at this revelation. “I’m gonna hire that guy and see he can do something for my bod here...”
He begins to walk away, flashing a ‘smirk’ at Memephone. “You’re gonna be amazed at what I look like when I get back! I’m gonna be so buff that you won’t believe it. I’ll finally have a 100-pack and the biggest biceps and triceps in the universe. I could lift you with one pinkie. I could crush a vending machine with my bare hands! And most importantly, I’ll look fucking hot when I’m doing it~.”
“Oh, you look kinda different! What’s up, homie?” (Anarchyphone)
“Some doctor made me into this freakshow… I’m trying to find a way to reverse this…”
Squirt’s eyes widen in shock. “Whaaaat? Why? You look amazing, dude! I wanna know who did it...”
Squirt takes a deep breath before starting his speech. “This one Tartar gave me some advice on starting one of these...so I’m happy to announce the world’s first Memephone fan club!”
“In here, we’ll do activities such as drawing pictures of Memes and flexing at them for good luck, drinking protein shakes, and interior design!”
“As for Memephone, he’s the funniest and the most respectable person in the Badlands...not to mention that he’s thicker than Octo Samurai!”
“So...if you want a spicy overlord that isn’t that one other guy, then consider joining us~”
“There’s someone that needs help with...memes?” (anarchyphone)
“Yep! We gotta teach them how awesome memes are!”
“Hell yeah! For example, for the meme student...this picture I made was based off a meme!”
