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Snowmen

Postcard from Russia

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Red Mittens

Postcard from Russia. Happy New Year

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I admire your restraint with the flailing. ... I lacked it *completely*.

I'm trying my best... but once there is video, I will be freaking the fuck out.

Okay, restraint is getting difficult. The photos are getting more quality. Flailing is about to commence.

-mittens replied to your post: One of the weirder things I've seen on a drug info sheet.

It’s not all fruit juice - just the citrus-y ones. The acids in it neutralize the drug. The same goes for acidic sodas like Mountain Dew.

It also says using antacids can fuck with it too, saying that too much/too little acid can fuck with absorption.

-mittens replied to your photo: IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Ohmygod you made yourself into a meme.

I DIDN'T. Someone else made it for me after most of my advice ended up being some variation of 'drink rum and masturbate'.

-mittens replied to your post: Isn’t -mittens a total babe? Y/N?

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SHE ASKED ME THIS FOREVER AGO BUT I WAS SOBER WHEN IG OT IT

now I am not sober it's my fault so shhhhhh

yeah i suck

-mittens replied to your post: It's foreplay time.

MY DASH IS ALL PORN OKAY I CAN’T HELP IT TONIGHT.

LIES

(at the helping it bit, not the 'all porn' bit because lol)

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