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I'm being bullied.

#i am a rag of a man #that makes more sense in german. i think #-rudolf

I was not expecting to find out things about myself today. I don't even remember what I came here for.

This is the worst way to find out that lesbians find me endearing

#-rudolf #oh god. i'm a fucking dumbass and they thinks it's cute!!

Are they flirting? Does that count as flirting? They just kept saying "a bissl" and started looking at each other with increasing sexual tension with every repetition and they really only said "a little".

#they kind of keep doing that or similar things to that #-rudolf #about franz #about wolfgang

Gib dam Buasch an Röckle un a künn do danze

#this definitely means 'give the guy a skirt and he can dance' and it was definitely normal german. yes #-franz #-rudolf #<- da buasch

I think part of why I'm so weird is that I sprung into existence as a 35 year old and right into a back then 22 year old body. Like how are you expecting me to be normal, I do not have the experience of a 35 year old, or a 23 year old, or any at all.

I am kind of still just pretending to understand how phones work because wha?

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Franz started calling me "Bärchen" (little bear) because I'm "big and cuddly". This is better than the one time he called me a sexy door. I wish I made that up.

#-rudolf #about franz

I don't think infodumping is supposed to make me feel like that. I don't think that's the correct reaction to having someone infodump to you. Why am I like this

#i get an 'achievement unlocked' thing over my head and it's 'new kink'#fucking hell man #-rudolf

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