greylock was here
cedric’s a loser
seen from Russia

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greylock was here
cedric’s a loser
who wan smooch the snoot
' road work ahead? Uh, yeah, i sure hope it does.'
“What if I told you there wasn’t even a road where we’re going?”
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’
This is the face of a man that does not know consequence.
Slowly he would turn to face her, eyebrows waggling in a cocky teasing fashion. He was going to do it no matter what she said. He’d do it no matter what anybody said. Was he mad? Indeed. Perhaps one too many bottles of wine had completely and utterly destroyed any semblance of sanity he had left, but he was going to do it.Oh yes, he was.Right now.This very moment.“What could go wrong?”And with that,it went wrong.
‘‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’’
“LISTEN HERE YOU POMPOUS LITTLE BRAT. I WILL SHOVE ME WAND SO FAR UP YER’ HINEY YOU’LL BE BARFING RAINBOWS TIL’ THE END OF TIME. GIT OUT ME WORKSHOP BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A NEWT.”
roland trying to set cedric up
{{worstplotever
i want to do it }}
{{Further proof Cedric is actually a Princess.}}
bruh