#contractualsarcasm

[goofymuses]

@contractualsarcasm​

“Hm? Oh, it was nothing, just some royal coronation. I like to stop in on the nearby kingdoms now and then, make sure they aren’t enjoying themselves too much...” 

She grinned. “I stop by, say a few words... That’s usually enough to spoil any celebration. Although this time I left a blight on the castle’s gardens. Just for fun.” Maleficent glanced aside at the other woman. “I wonder... perhaps next time you would like to accompany me?”

[autobotmedic]

We have not interacted on this blog but I'm really curious about what he would think of Sass Daughter.

{ bex b EX mY fR IE ND listen-- I would be all for ratch in ancient greece. Everybody would just assume he was one of the big cretchers, robots in disguise wouldnt even work, nobody knows what a Car is, he’s just a metal giant it’s Fine that’s acceptable

... well, okay so maybe there would be some chaos in establishing he isn’t a THREAT but

anyway I am very much for ancient alien and sassy princess interaction, I truthfully don’t know Exactly how they would get along at first, but Confusion would probably be a significant part of it, because language barrier, there’s no internet for ratchet to just plug into and learn human languages instantly hfkdj

but he could throw a cyclops, that’d be a good sort of friend to have right

[notgettingawaythistime]

@contractualsarcasm​ from here. 

The Captain, who’d paused to dry off his helmet, glared at her. 

“That’s not what I heard. Sounds like someone’s worried about you.” 

[morningstaroflux]

“I’d say that she is an annoying brat, but knowing @contractualsarcasm​ if I did that she’d refuse to kiss me, so I’ll just say she’s graceful and beautiful instead. No?”

[writtenvow]

& & @contractualsarcasm​​ liked for a starter

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He didn’t know of what to expect when he landed again in Thebes. Fortunately it wasn’t on fire for once. It was a nice change from the usual around here. Not that he knew what the usual was anymore since he had spent the last year and more in Arendelle. Being back home was inexplicable. He was made for Greece and the heat. 

Yet he found little comfort in it all when he knew of the wrath that awaited him...

“Hey Meg,” he smiled and gave a small awkward wave. 

[musemelodies]

THANKS SO MUCH, YOU GUYS. ;-;

you’re all amazing and i was gonna try to answer these individually, but it got to be a bit overwhelming and my brain just started playing elevator music. that said, i really appreciate it and right back at ya, folks. 

B L E S S. 

[thefatalmarksman]

@contractualsarcasm​ said:  Her fingers work briskly to weave a section of her lover's hair with a section of her own. Once she's finished she takes a moment to admire her handiwork and the way the colors of their hair complement each other. Her lips curve into a grin as she gives a gentle tug on the braided hair. "I uh, don't know how to tell you this...but you're stuck with me." She informs him with an amused hum.

Sometimes it was beyond Xigbar why he would entertain such humorous whims of Megara’s, given his extensive history of... well, not being so generous with his time and emotional energy. 

...But then he remembered she had a smokin’ hot bod, and that kept him in his place as he let her do... whatever it was she was doing. She’d told him to keep one eye closed (as it was, the sarcastic shrew, the only one he could keep closed), and a few seconds afterwards, he could feel her gently grasping at the length of his hair. Likely putting it into some kind of braid, as she was wont to do on occasion---yet when she spoke again, after hefty handful of minutes, he turned slightly to ask her if he could take a look, only to feel a very obvious tug from the side on which she currently reclined.

To be fair though, the joke got a snort from him.

“Literally,” and he leaned in her direction, arms crossed---may as well get comfortable in such an intriguing predicament. “Guess it ain’t so bad. Y’know, could be stuck with someone worse, after all.”

[lordofoblivion]

@contractualsarcasm​ said: What are you doing in a place like this?

“Looking for something very, very, important.” He replied, not really paying attention to the woman. There were, after all, other things to do than to converse with a stranger. “And who might you be?” The pink haired male asked to be polite.