#... finally

[teecupangel]

Basim: That bloodsheed was needless.

Me: There was no button to pickpocket, Basim!

[Contractor Request: Do not kill anyone] failed.

Me and Basim: (Proceed to systematically kill every single guard for a freaking mirror)

(but in all seriousness, I think it's either a bug or the pickpocket option is locked when enemies are looking for Basim... which would have been a good plan if I did that on purpose to get him to a more secure position and not because the controls decided I wanted to jump down instead of jump into the rope thing and alerted the guards.)

[reureuby]

[sssssssim]

downloaded Pennyworth. it starts with the hbo max logo.

... it is not on hbo max romania.

🤬

[volcaniclovers]

do you like one direction??

Nah, not really.

[brainisafk]

New Babies!

Thistle/Stonewash/Black male Purple/Teal/Coal male They'll both be going in the AH, though I want to let sis see them first (I got both parents from her). Anyone interested can send me a message here or at my lair. I also still have these cuties for sale on the last page of my lair.

[moronicseeker]

"Mmm, popular mech~" Warp purred, leaning forward. "Sideswipes and alternates, trying to get a foothold in the door of the berthroom." He grinned, leaning forward, bringing one hand up to place a slightly-pointed digit under Sky's chin. "Sadly for them, you're already claimed~. But now I'm curious." Warp leaned forward further, brushing his lips against Sky's in a teasing kiss. "Hello, Slagger," he murmured against Sky's lips before pulling away with a smirk, digit trailing off Sky's chin.

"N-not the ones I wanna be… popular with, Slagger." Sky’s discomfort eased as Warp continued talking, optics glowing a slight smile on his lips as he leaned into the digit under his chin, clearly happy and pleased with being claimed by the darker Seeker. "Yours. A-and I’ll… abate your curiosity, Warp."

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[XXX] Again, again. D-do we really have to stop?

[XXX] Kiss you back. A-and drink down your taste, you are fragging tasty

[XXX] Let’s take this to the bedroom. Or the balcony. Or our rock. Anywhere works *grin*

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[X] I’m taken~ A-and its your claim that makes that so.

[XXX] Sure. Whatever you want, and shoving in anyone who sees you faceplates that I’m the one you’re going home with makes it worth it *smirk*

[X] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS. N-not what I really like but.. for you Warp I’d follow to the Pit itself… o-or a fragging loud and crowded bar after duty.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[XXX] Sure. Just cuddle, Warp? … Whatever you want.

[XXX] YES. Y-you know I need touch, getting a fill touching you? Having my hands on your plating and your frame against mine? Sign me up, Slagger.

Sex?:

[XXX] Let’s do it. I’ve wanted in your berth since I first saw you… y-you know that.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[XXX] FUCK YES. Again, again *smirk* You’re the best I ever had… a-and its for keeps.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

[byrdsfly]

And on the morrow, assuming work is canceled, I shall attend a Feast for Crows.