-delivers a cake, but the vanilla icing is actually just mayonaise and the chocolates are mushrooms and the writing says "Welcome! From, the Kitchen Staff"-
This cake is...suspicious. Too suspicious. A good deal of years being a mercenary makes a person wary of what they shove in their mouth without thinking. All things considered, this cake should be safe though, right? Certainly no one would try to poison her here?
Still, she eyed the cake warily. Finally she decided just to stick a finger into the “icing” and taste it just to check. After all, cake sounded rather good...
But oh the regret. The sweet flavor she had expected was instead a salty and vinegary tang that she could not seem to wash from her mouth, even after swallowing a great deal of water. Now she was just flat out glaring at the cake. Sure, it was an innocent enough prank...but damn it all now she wanted a cake she could actually eat.