#...tf

[rraaaarrl]

thinking about what Data's insides look like, as one does

[lancesgun]

[halflingkima]

aaron: [is looking forward to his own wedding]

ruttface: bridezilla

[sextralians]

Im lying on a sofa with 1D and jonas brothers blankets. I'm starting 2016 out right

[were-quentin-blog]

M O O D B O A R D 

[apricot-tf-blog]

more giant bugs ▲ OS

Walking through the tunnels, I've found some nice shit. I rest the jar of honey in my first parachute bag that still remains tied to my waist, and slip my lil dagger into my sleeve, in case i need it. There isn't much light that breaks into the tunnels. In fact, there is no more sunlight where I am, only the soft orange glow of the ambers. Wonderful!

When i turn the corner, I find....more giant bugs. What the fuck. “Mother fuck, bitch!” I scream to myself. Why this god damn forest has to be filled with giant bugs? That's rude, and I'm sick of it.

I step out into the huge cavernous room with a smile on my face. I look around and see that the little yellow ants are bringing big bitch food and shit. She must be the president. I bow, in respect, to our leader. “Hello ma’am, how are you today?” I greet the big bitch. But she only snarls at me, anger registering on her big ant face, weird. I can tell now that she will, without hesitation, cut me in half with her big scissors on her face. 

So I slip the giant spider leg out from behind me and throw it at her “Fuck with me, madame president.” 

[apricot-tf-blog]

Ripe and Ready ▼ Grand Arrival

I hear a knock at my door, bright and early in the morning. I jump up, hoping to find Vienna on the other side, but instead its one of the white men. He says we’ve arrived in the Capitol and I feel a high bitched squeal bubble in my throat. My feet pound on the floor and I slam the door in his face. I can't wait! I can't wait to see the rainbow people and the other kids that I have to kill! I'm so excited!!

I dress myself quickly in a dress that was already in the room for me. But i make sure to remember to take my pretty red dress. I leap into the hallway, one hand tightly knit around me red dress and the other clenched to my chest. I run down the hallway giggling to the dinner room. Once there, I find Vienna and I run to her. My stylist is here too and so is mess face. I ignore them though, because Vienna is here!

“Apricot settle down! we’re in the Capitol and the crowd is waiting to get a glimpse at you two.” She informs me.

My nose scrunches and my brow furrows. “They want to see mess face too?” I ask, glancing at the boy. His face is clean now, but its still dirty. I shrug, I guess they would want to see all of us.

The train man goes to the door and begins to open it. My hands pump in front of me and I stand on my toes. Trying my best not to burst out into the Capitol. The door swings open and the train fills with sound. Applause and cheering and popping sounds and whistles. In the midst of all this, I cannot contain myself.

I let go of Vienna’s hand and start screaming. I run towards the door and jump off the train. My eyes widen with color. The rainbow people!! They’re all so pretty!! 

“Hello pretty bitches!!” I wave with both hands and their hands reach out for me. My body erupts in laughter and I begin to run down the aisle cleared for us.

But I keep stoping to admire people’s appearances. “Wow your hair is so pointy!”  “How are your boobs so big? wow!”  I smile the entire way. Grabbing peoples hands and pushing aside the white men. They keep trying to stop me when I'm happy. I don't know why. They're bitches, All of them. 

When I reach the end of the path, I see that all of the rainbow people are cheering for me to come back out. But i don't want to anymore. “No! fuck you!.” I say before disappearing into the big tower. I sit inside and wait for Vienna and mess face to arrive.