more giant bugs ▲ OS
Walking through the tunnels, I've found some nice shit. I rest the jar of honey in my first parachute bag that still remains tied to my waist, and slip my lil dagger into my sleeve, in case i need it. There isn't much light that breaks into the tunnels. In fact, there is no more sunlight where I am, only the soft orange glow of the ambers. Wonderful!
When i turn the corner, I find....more giant bugs. What the fuck. “Mother fuck, bitch!” I scream to myself. Why this god damn forest has to be filled with giant bugs? That's rude, and I'm sick of it.
I step out into the huge cavernous room with a smile on my face. I look around and see that the little yellow ants are bringing big bitch food and shit. She must be the president. I bow, in respect, to our leader. “Hello ma’am, how are you today?” I greet the big bitch. But she only snarls at me, anger registering on her big ant face, weird. I can tell now that she will, without hesitation, cut me in half with her big scissors on her face.
So I slip the giant spider leg out from behind me and throw it at her “Fuck with me, madame president.”