HEAR YE, HEAR YE! THE GHOST HAS SOME NONSENSE TO SHARE!
Before the TOS changes took effect, I posted a blurry photo of a large dark scar on my knee in an attempt to show how useless Tumblr's censor-bots are. It was blurry enough, I reckoned, to be mistaken for one of those ever-dangerous and rightly-banned bare female breasts which apparently kill people. The bots didn't flag it. Instead, they flagged this mooing flashlight keychain on my sideblog @get-a-new-lease-on-life... because 'that female cow is presenting its nipples!' My reblogs of the post, too, have been flagged. Mercy Ross would be rolling in her grave if she weren't fictional. I will be posting a photographic proof of this depraved post later on in the week.
Can you believe something so HORRID found its way onto Tumblr?! What an OBSCENE ANIMAL to wander around with its udder exposed! To think we EAT such sickening creatures! To think we tolerate the filthy white milk those foul udders secrete! For shame, Dairy farmers of America, FOR SHAME!!!
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...'grats, @staff, @support - y'all should be proud of yourselves. Your censor-bots not only proved me right, they did so in a manner which packed FAR more punch than my attempt. Even tiny plastic cows aren't safe from your level of genius. Now if you'll excuse me, I just got 'followed ' by another porn-bot. You'll get the report shortly...and you'll probably ignore it like a dick.