#this bitch is empty

[sr-stories]

I'll give someone ✨️ten pieces of silver✨️ if they can guess where this audio is from.

[aaamike]

Diavolo literally got yeeted into infinity...

[set-wingedwarrior]

Guess who’s making Madoka memes again? 

[lemonlimedraws]

I did a animation thingy!!

[ghost-chance]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! THE GHOST HAS SOME NONSENSE TO SHARE!

Before the TOS changes took effect, I posted a blurry photo of a large dark scar on my knee in an attempt to show how useless Tumblr's censor-bots are. It was blurry enough, I reckoned, to be mistaken for one of those ever-dangerous and rightly-banned bare female breasts which apparently kill people. The bots didn't flag it. Instead, they flagged this mooing flashlight keychain on my sideblog @get-a-new-lease-on-life... because 'that female cow is presenting its nipples!' My reblogs of the post, too, have been flagged. Mercy Ross would be rolling in her grave if she weren't fictional. I will be posting a photographic proof of this depraved post later on in the week. 

Can you believe something so HORRID found its way onto Tumblr?! What an OBSCENE ANIMAL to wander around with its udder exposed! To think we EAT such sickening creatures! To think we tolerate the filthy white milk those foul udders secrete! For shame, Dairy farmers of America, FOR SHAME!!!

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...'grats, @staff, @support - y'all should be proud of yourselves. Your censor-bots not only proved me right, they did so in a manner which packed FAR more punch than my attempt. Even tiny plastic cows aren't safe from your level of genius. Now if you'll excuse me, I just got 'followed ' by another porn-bot. You'll get the report shortly...and you'll probably ignore it like a dick.

[garfunkelandgoats]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Fargo (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Mr. Numbers/Mr. Wrench (Fargo), Mr. Numbers & Mr. Wrench (Fargo) Characters: Mr. Wrench (Fargo), Mr. Numbers (Fargo), Mr. Hammer, Tripoli, Ms. Letters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Homophobia, Ableism, Suicidal Ideation, Mentions of past self harm, Drug Abuse, Alcoholism, heavily AU, Like fuck canon honestly, takes place in the years leading up to Bemidji, Angst Series: Part 2 of TBDH!Verse Summary:

“Used to be, we were monkeys, right? And in the woods, in the jungle, everything’s green. So, in order to not get eaten by panthers and bears and the like, we had to be able to see them, you know, in the grass and trees and such. Predators.”

In which Wrench learns that he cannot love a weapon, just as he cannot love a dead man back to life, and that some predators hide easier in white than green.

Direct sequel to There Be Dragons Here (aspects of it will not make sense unless you’ve read that fic first)

[mukbangs]

interesting how i have an interview to be in italian language national honors society but i havent even looked at the questions i will be asked

[peachie-girlie]

i cannot believe i eagerly waited a whole week only for this fken show to actually traumatise me in the last five minutes of the softest, cutest, most healing ep they’ve ever given us.