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Art by @oldestcharm
Chapters: 1/1 Word count: 5,113 Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Bond/Q Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Original Bond Girl Characters (James Bond) Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Action/Adventure, Flirting, Rescue Missions, Established Relationship, James Bond Being James Bond, Canon-Typical Violence
Summary: Bond’s latest mission takes quite a detour when a pair of sexy rival agents ask for his help. Bond is game to assist on their rescue mission…but what will Bond’s new boyfriend Q think of all his flirting?
I saw @oldestcharm’s fantastic and hilarious art post "1st Class Transportation” last week and leapt at the chance to write a fic inspired by it! (Let’s call it an unofficial @00qreversebang pinch-hit.)
I hope you enjoy this classic/campy James Bond mission fic, featuring grumpy ostriches, mountain lairs, sexy rival agents, and a quartermaster listening-in on all Bond’s shenanigans!













