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Entry #2

Alright I know it's been a while and this one is short. I'm sorry. Both merlyn-bane and I have been busy lately. So here's something.

merlyn-bane: So I started driving today.

0mega71: Well hell

merlyn-bane: Hey!

0mega71: Yes?

merlyn-bane: >.>

0mega71: You wouldn't be annoyed, would you?

merlyn-bane: Mildly.

0mega71: Well that sounds like a personal problem.

merlyn-bane: Until I feel the urge to use you like a hood ornament.

0mega71: Gotta catch me first

merlyn-bane: My jeep is faster than you, Sweets.

0mega71: Like I'm stupid enough to use my feet against an automobile?

merlyn-bane: Gonna steal a horse, M'lord?

0mega71: Wouldn't be stealing if it's a horse.

merlyn-bane: Oh? Would it be running away together?

0mega71: THAT WAS ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well enjoy.

[0mega71]

Back Date Entry #1

Here is a conversation merlyn-bane and I had about a month ago. Note: merlyn-bane and mrunicorn42 call me Loki. Long story. Maybe I'll tell it to y'all sometime.

merlyn-bane: Do you wanna build a snowman?

0mega71: Are you taunting me, mortal?

merlyn-bane: It doesn't have to be a snowman.

0mega71: I will make YOU into a snowman.

merlyn-bane: For the first time in forever?

0mega71: I have never turned you to a being made of snow, fool.

merlyn-bane: At least I've got a chance.

0mega71: A chance? It's very likely that I will turn you to snow if you don;t be quiet, you mewling quim!

merlyn-bane: But love is an open door, Swiss!

Side Note: mrunicorn42 and merlyn-bane also call me Switzerland, or Swiss. Another long story I may tell you sometime. Also, if you haven't figured it out yet, merlyn-bane was watching Frozen during this conversation.

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Entry #1

Prepare yourselves. Here is the first entry in the 0mega71/merlyn-bane texting series. Don't worry if some of it doesn't make sense. The parts worth reading will.

0mega71: Did you know that they have an avenger academy comic?

merlyn-bane: I did not. Hm.

0mega71: Yeah. I saw them and all I could think was "At Risk."

merlyn-bane: Haha. Yes.

                     Do you know what time the Pageant is?

0mega71: No clue

merlyn-bane: Helpful.

0mega71: Aren't I? I'm clever, Britain. Not all knowing.

merlyn-bane: >.>

0mega71: -devilish grin-

merlyn-bane: *rolls eyes*

0mega71: We always end up doing this, don't we?

merlyn-bane: Apparently.

                      I think you enjoy it.

                      You do realize that if we were TV or Movie characters people would PROBABLY be shipping us, yeah?

0mega71: Most definitely. It's due to my unending charm, obviously. You certainly could use some help in that department.

merlyn-bane: Since when is cockiness and jackassery considered charm?

0mega71: It's called confidence, sweetheart.

merlyn-bane: Oh, is that what that is? Huh.

0mega71: It's better than your arrogance.

merlyn-bane: I'm not arrogant. I don't give a fuck what other people think. There's a difference.

0mega71: Sounds like daddy issues to me

merlyn-bane: I'm sorry, is that the voice of a person who tried to destroy a realm and enslave another to impress HIS daddy?

0mega71: I have NO father, you mewling quim!

merlyn-bane: I'm sorry. Was that too far?

0mega71: This is why you mortals were made to be ruled.

merlyn-bane: Whatever, Friggason.

0mega71: SILENCE!!!!

merlyn-bane: No, don't really fancy it.

0mega71: -sigh-

Side Note: If I catch any of you shipping us I will hunt you down and stab you.

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The Derp Wars Chapter 1

We've been pinned down for three days while Shadowmare's army has attacked. Cut off from the rest of the defending forces we've been forced to hold them off on our own. Our explosives expert, Derpy Hooves, is almost out of cereal fire bombs and our weapons expert, Pinkemina Diane Pie, has even lost most of her bounciness. I don't want to give them control of the old castle but if we don't retreat soon they'll overwhelm us. "Luna Brigade Omega sound off!" I shout to my team. "Pink Ninja up!" "Amazing Trixie up!" "Derp Destruction up!" "Luna Leader up!" I finished. "Trixie status report!" "We'll only last the next half hour at this rate. MAYBE an hour if we're lucky. Either way we're gonna have to pull out soon or be overrun." "Damn! Okay." It looks like I have no choice. I didn't want it to come to this. I have no pity for the enemy, but this almost brings me to that point. "I'm calling for backup!" "You don't mean?!" Pinkie calls out. "Yes I do." I call back. "Everyone back! Not even I can control that kind of power!" Derpy warns. "Trixie toss me the smoke!" "Yes boss!" I catch the grenade and pull out the pin. I throw the grenade in the clearest area around and run back to join the rest of my squad. "Do you really think this is the best idea?" Pinkie asks. "Too late now." I tell her. Suddenly there is huge explosion where I threw the smoke grenade. I glance above the wall we're hiding behind and see a giant metal cube there. The edges are seamless and the only blemish on the whole thing is a small red button on the top, slightly off center. "The cavalry's here ponies!" calls a voice from above.