#0rome

[tearfulmaiden]

"A'd kiss ye and pull ye in my lap, and then tell ye how lovely ye look perched on my knee while squeezing one of yer pretty round buttocks in my hand."

How Would Your Muse Seduce Mine?

“Hm...” She purrs, eyeing him with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “Tell me more...” 

[first-son-of-finwe]

“Are you saying you haven’t already...?”

@0rome

[thegreatstrongbow]

Trick Or Treat Meme: @0rome

[easterlingwanderer]

0rome replied to your post ““You speak of things you don’t and never will understand. How about...”

"If we're like Gothy A would've already eaten ye - Or worse, A would've fed ye tae Tills here. No very good, he's got a small mouth; would be slow and painful."

“Ye think I ken it not? How do ye think I can speak yer tongue? Sauron taught me, aye, and modified me to make sure I could be able to. Nae fer me asking, if I might add. And what about all tah others? Do ye ken what Gothy, as ye call him, had been doing fer centuries tah people, all over Arda but in yer precious Valinor? But naught, ‘twas only important when yer trees got burned, nae when hundreds o’people got tortured and turned into orcs and werewolves and worse things beside. He does these, and ye look away and twiddle yer metaphorichal thumbs, when ye could stop him.

So, oh Hunter of Monsters, ask yerself what yer precious Eru put ye into Arda tah begin with, when monsters are made and ye do nothing about them, nothing at all. Are ye still needed here, or should ye go back where yer other kin be?”

[noldorianprincess]

-a curious bear cub approaches-

-squeaks and looks the little cub over- You’re...a long way from home, little thing...

[first-son-of-finwe]

@0rome

“Did you teach elves how to have sex?”

[tearfulmaiden]

-grabs and kisses-

*moans and wraps her arms around him in a passionate embrace* 

@0rome

[easterlingwanderer]

The Wanderer: If I get killed because I shit-talked tah Ainur, that be a good death.

Me: You are an idiot. Can't you keep your trap shut?

The Wanderer: Nah, where be the fun o'that?