Noo but we need more 1x being a dad to the minions IDC about canon he cares for them trust
He has wayy to many kids and is actively growing white hair because of the chaos </3
Also the kids are named via arithmetic operations/symbols YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE
I think the names I have now are Addition beside 1x, Multiplication strapped to the wall, and Division doing their own shit
They all speak Oi-oi and have their own distinct voices which helps 1x identify them, like uh, a seal sniffing their pup to make sure that little shit is theirs'.
He takes care of C00lkidd too because man is he relieved someone can wear them out 😔.
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