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[themusingsofacurlyhairednerd]

All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 9

{ Part 8 }

{ Master List }

Summary: Octavia attempts to get the gang to start their own society in the woods in order to ditch school, Lincoln spills the beans about Bellamy having a date, cars are stolen, Clarke’s failing at being the Mom-friend... the usual delinquent nonsense ;)

*Delinquent group chat*

TheSuperiorBlake: who wants to abandon all adult responsibilities and create a Amazonian-like society in the woods with me??

i-make-it-go-boom: is this a Wonder Woman scenario where no men are invited BECAUSE SIGN ME TF UP

Murphy is getting on my last nerve

Jaaaaaasssssppper: Wonder Woman was a spiritual experience, I’ll dress in drag and do the hula if you let me in

Guns&Roses: Make him do the truffle shuffle

TrashPrince: U FALL ASLEEP THROUGH ONE SKYPE CALL AND SUDDENLY UR RELATIONSHIP IS ON THE ROCKS

Trikru: OCTAVIA MY LOVE MY LIFE YOU WOULD LEAVE ME??? WHAT HAPPENED TO FOREVER? OUR HAPPY ENDING?? :’( :’(

MillertheKiller: Lincoln, babe, don’t cry

I’ll be ur boo

TheSuperiorBlake: paws off Miller!!!

NurseGriffin: I’m listening

Greenbean: BELL UR GIRL IS TRYING TO LEAVE U OCTAVIA IS BREAKING UP OUR FAMILY

TheSuperiorBlake: everyone is invited you meatheads I just don’t want to study

Jaaaaaasssssppper: Cool cool

is booze involved then?

HeadbandWonder: ah come on! I don’t want to share a tent with anyone that smells like a gym locker :’(

NurseClarke: Guess we’re all sharing a tent with Bellamy ‘cause the rest of u guys smell like old socks

Bellamy smells like a forest after a light rain <3

TheSuperiorBlake: that’s oddly specific

MillertheKiller: Speaking of the freckled wonder... r shirts optional? Bellamy has abs that need to be appreciated

Trikru: that’s Clarke’s job

Iliad: Listen you toadstools I’m in the middle of a meeting 

If you’re going to compliment my physique at least wait until I’m available to appreciate the praise 

 Jaaaaaasssssppper: I vote to kick Bellamy out of our Amazon club he uses too many big words 

 TrashPrince: Seconded 

 Trikru: He can’t join anyway 

He’s too busy with his new beau ;)

 Greenbean: DAD HOW COULD U CHEAT ON MOM LIKE THIS???

Guns&Roses: WAIT IT’S NOT CLARKE?????????????

MOM SAY IT ISN’T SO????????????

 Jaaaaassssppper: UR TEARING THIS FAMILY A PART U MONSTER

 TrashPrince: I’M THE GARBAGE CAN OF THIS FAMILY YOU CAN’T JUST WALTZ IN AND TAKE MY PLACE LIKE THIS!!! 

 TheSuperiorBlake: IF IT’S THAT TRICK ASS BITCH ECHO AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT DISAPPEAR

 Iliad: 

In

 A 

Meeting!!!!!!!!!

 i-make-it-go-boom: Mom did u know about this??? 

 Greenbean: r u sad? 

Jasper and I will make u brownies 

And give u hugs 

Jaaaaaasssssppper: we’ll wrap u in blankets and take care of u mom UNLIKE SMELLAMY YOU SHITBRICK 

NurseGriffin: guys I’m fine 

TrashPrince: LIES 

TheSuperiorBlake: u guys leave her alone 

She’s in the first step of recovery: Denial 

NurseGriffin: I’m not in denial you meatheads 

MillertheKiller: only someone in denial would say that 

TrashPrince: As someone who has gone to therapy several times, I can say with all authority that mommy dearest is indeed in denial 

i-make-it-go-boom: as a certified mechanic, I’m obligated to fix this AND FIX IT I SHALL 

BELLAMY BRADBURY BLAKE GET UR EFFECTS IN ORDER BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO BITCH SLAP UR SORRY ASS INTO NEXT YEAR!! 

TrashPrince: GRAB UR PITCHFORKS MEN 

MillertheKiller: I’LL LIGHT THE TORCHES 

Jaaaaaassssppper: LET’S KILL THE BEAST! 

Greenbean: wut? 

Jaaaaassssppper: I thought we were quoting that beauty and the beast song 

i-make-it-go-boom: I GET TO BE THE ONE WHO BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR WITH A BATTERING RAM!! 

TheSuperiorBlake: this convo really got away from me 

TrashPrince: #knockbellamyintonextyear2k17 

Guns&Roses: FOR NARNIA  AND CLARKE’S HONOR

HeadbandWonder: let’s hit him where it hurts!! 

TrashPrince: I’m suggesting a mob and all u want to do is kick him in the junk?? UR uninvited from our mob Harper 

HeadbandWonder: I MEANT THE LIBRARY THE TRUE LOVE OF HIS LIFE U DONUTHOLE 

TrashPrince: fine ur re-invited BUT UR ON THIN ICE 

*Operation Fake Out*

NurseGriffin: listen i know you’re in a meeting and everything, but we should probs tell them we’re “dating” before they kill you

Iliad: Oh I’m not actually in a meeting

I went to get us coffee, I was gonna stop by your house and surprise you, but I didn’t realize until I got there that I left my wallet back at the library. -_-

I just said I was in a meeting so I didn’t have to respond to their idiocy

NurseGriffin: awwwwwwww!! <3 who’s the best fake bf ever?

Iliad: Chris Evans probably

Any of the Chris’s really

But I’ll happily take second place ;)

Anyway... once I get my wallet I’ll bring you coffee and we can talk about when we’re going to let them “catch” us on a date.

 NurseGriffin: Just make it fast, Murphy’s trying to start a mob

Iliad: Copy that, Princess

*Delinquents*

Trikru: u know what would be more fun than a mob?? Inviting Bellamy and his gf to dinner so we can get to know them 

i-make-it-go-boom: pass 

MillertheKiller: hard pass 

besides I already broke the driver’s side window on bellamy’s rover 

NurseGriffin: U WHAT????? 

TrashPrince: WE MUST DEFEND CLARKE’S HONOR

MillertheKiller: Can’t talk I’ve stolen the rover Bellamy can’t escape

GET HIM BOYS AND BADASS LADIES WHO GENUINELY TERRIFY ME 

TheSuperiorBlake: Miller is the leader our amazon society doesn’t deserve but desperately needs 

TrashPrince: NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES 

 NurseGriffin: pls tell me this isn’t real 

i-make-it-go-boom: come pick me up!! I’ll repaint it and change the plates so the cops can’t find it 

Jaaaaaaasssssppper: Monty and I will wipe away all fingerprints 

 But within a month will have to ditch the car at the Mexican border, change our names, and start brand new lives in Canada from here on out you will call me Reginald!! 

Guns&Roses: I want to be Harper 

TheSuperiorBlake: I call dibs on being Murphy I’ve always wanted to be a sarcastic asshole with no concern for anyone’s feelings 

 TrashPrince: u r a sarcastic asshole with no concern for anyone’s feelings 

TheSuperiorBlake: feeling real attacked right now 

 Trikru: square up Murphy 

NurseGriffin: listen here children of Satan  

Jaaaaaaaassssppper: rude 

 TrashPrince: fair 

 NurseGriffin: Being Bellamy's car back and leave money for the broken window in the glove box OR SO HELP ME I WILL CALL ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS 

 TheSuperiorBlake: jokes on u I don't have a mother 

Guns&Roses: this just got real sad real quick 

NurseGriffin: don't bullshit me Octavia Blake 

We all know Indra is ur step-mother 

 TheSuperiorBlake: INDRA IS MY BADASS FAIRY GODMOTHER WHO TURNED ME INTO A KICKASS WARRIOR PRINCESS WHO DOMINATES THE SOCCER FIELD UNDEFEATED U COW I WONT STAND HERE AND WATCH HER BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS 

NurseGriffin: GIVE BELLAMY BACK HIS CAR 

MillertheKiller: NOT UNTIL U ADMIT U LOVE HIM 

Greenbean: speaking of the freckled wonder...

 He's taking this rather well 

 TrashPrince: Doubtful 

He probably had a heart attack in the middle of his meeting He's probably being resuscitated as we speak

*Operation Fake Out*

NurseGriffin: Bellamy, the platonic love of my life

U beautiful cinnamon roll

my pseudo lover

Iliad: Is this about my rover?

NurseGriffin: Oh so u are still getting the group messages?

Iliad: Getting them? I crawled into the back of my car to grab a book I needed to return while I was back at the library and APPARENTLY MILLER DIDN’T SEE ME AND HAS STOLEN MY CAR WITH ME IN IT!!

NurseGriffin: OMG

FOR REAL??

Iliad: No I just like being a drama queen

OF COURSE I’M FOR RHDKWNFIJINWIFJUP

sorry, I hit my head on the seat when miller hit a speed bump

NurseGriffin: I’m calling Kane

Iliad: Please don’t. I don’t want to have to explain why Miller’s blood is all over my car.

NurseGriffin: Bellamy I love you, but I’m not waiting for you to get out of prison if you murder Nathan.

Iliad: After all we’ve been through??

I’m hurt Clarke

NurseGriffin: Our fake relationship is not built to survive prison

Iliad: You’re supposed to be my ride of die!

NurseGriffin: ur about to die riding in your stolen car without a seat belt

*IceIceBaby direct messaged Iliad*

IceIceBaby: why is ur car speeding through the school parking lot like it’s a Fast & Furious moment?

AND WHY WASN’T I INVITED TO RUN FROM CAMPUS SECURITY IN THIS EPIC MOMENT DUDE!!

Iliad: because i’m not driving my car

IceIceBaby: damn dude

ur missing out then

I’ll put the video on facebook for u

Iliad: my hero -_-

*Operation Fake Out*

Iliad: Clarke listen

Miller is driving my car so fast I can hear pieces falling off

Campus security has been chasing us for eight blocks

The entire Arkadia police force is probably gonna be here any second with a helicopter and I will inevitably be shot out the windshield like a rocket in the next few minutes

So in case I go out like a human bullet, there’s something I gotta tell you

NurseGriffin: Is this about the time u cheated off me in math?

Iliad: That never happened

And if it did, I wouldn’t waste my final breath on it

I’ll pay for that *hypothetical* sin in the afterlife

Iliad: I really didn’t want to tell you like this

I had it all planned you know

We were gonna go to the botanical garden and I was going to sit you down in a secluded little spot and tell you... which sounds kind of cliche now that I’m saying it.

I don’t know, I guess I always pictured it surrounded by flowers so I could tell you they didn’t compare to you

NurseGriffin: what’s happening right now?

Are you proposing to me?

Iliad: Clarke I’m in love with you

For real

I kinda, sorta, suggested the fake date thing so you’d see I could be a good boyfriend and maybe, you know, wanna date for real.

NurseGriffin: u tried to trick me into dating u??

Iliad: Not mfhrnedifnrkfkj

NurseGriffin: O MY GOD BELLAMY ARE YOU OKAY????

BELLAMY??

*Delinquents*

MillertheKiller: ABORT MISSION

ABORT MISSION

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE

SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: what’s happening?

Iliad: MILLER DROVE MY FREAKING CAR INTO A POLE TO AVOID CAMPUS SECURITY

WHILE I WAS IN THE BACKSEAT

HE’S NOW RUNNING DOWN THE BLOCK SCREAMING

HE HAS 5 SECONDS BEFORE I TEAR HIM LIMB FROM LIMB

maybe  a little longer, I hit my head really hard and then threw up climbing out the back window

NurseGriffin: why aren’t u answering my texts u jackass???!!!

i thought u were dead!!!

u can’t just tell me u love me and then not respond to my texts!!!

Greenbean: BELLAMY TOLD U HE LOVES U????

Guns&Roses: wait, but aren’t u dating someone new???

Trikru: i was trying to tell u that he was going out with clarke but NO ONE WAS LISTENING!!

TheSuperiorBlake: YOU KNEW AND DIDN’T TELL ME???

Trikru: i mean he never actually admitted anything but i had my suspicions

TheSuperiorBlake: all the guys minus jasper and monty are uninvited from the Amazon society

Lincoln especially

TrashPrince: WHAT DID I DO??

TheSuperiorBlake: i don’t know

and i don’t care

NurseGriffin: guy!!! not now!

Bellamy are u ok?

Iliad: i can smell colors

everything tastes like blood

NurseGriffin: where are u? I’m coming to get u

Iliad: don’t know

everything is spinning

MillertheKiller: two miles outside of Arkadia

can u get me too?

NurseGriffin: walk u cretin!!

u almost killed Bellamy

this is ur punishment

NurseGriffin: Bellamy stay where u are! I’m coming to get u!

Iliad: oh is it time for our coffee date already?

NurseGriffin: no ur going to the hospital

Iliad: not as fun but probably for the best

[themusingsofacurlyhairednerd]

All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 5

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

TheSuperiorBlake: Everybody still alive?

Trikru: It’s been 6 days

I can’t sleep anymore

Haven’t eaten in nearly a day

IF I HAD HAIR IT WOULD BE FALLING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

Guns&Roses: lolololololololol

Greenbean: Jasper has gone days without a phone guys

He’s starting to get eye twitches

He’s in the corner muttering to himself under a blanket right now

I think we should call somebody about this.

TheSuperiorBlake: it’s not MY fault the freckled wonder had jasper’s phone in his pocket when he fell of Clarke’s roof.

HeadbandWonder: jasper’ll be fine

MillertheKiller: oh bellamy “fell” did he?

Is that the story we’re going with now?

TheSuperiorBlake: shut ur face Miller!! We have plausible deniability. That party was crazy! No one saw us do anything.

Trikru: except for ur bro

‘cause u know

U PUSHED HIM OFF A ROOF BABE!

TheSuperiorBlake: don’t u text me with that tone

Bellamy didn’t even get a good look at my face

it could have been echo for all he knows

Greenbean: then explain why he hasn’t talked to us in nearly a week

MillertheKiller: midterms?

TrashPrince: we already had midterms u donut hole

MillertheKiller: what did u just call me?

TrashPrince: raven has banned me from cursing

she says if she wanted to date a sailor she would have moved in with Luna and gotten a boyfriend from whatever that stupid beach college is over there

If I curse she gets to pick the movie on movie night

AND SO HELP ME GOD I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER DOCUMENTARY ON HOW TO FUEL A CAR WITH POOP!

Guns&Roses: did u say fill a car with poop?

TrashPrince: FUEL U BLOCKHEAD FUEL

Trikru: murphy, I’m getting a feeling u need to go back to Luna for anger management therapy

TrashPrince: I DON’T NEED THERAPY YOU TRASH CAN HEAD

I ONLY NEEDED IT THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE U MONKEYS PISS ME OFF ON A REGULAR BASIS

I’LL PROBABLY DIE OF A HEART ATTACK AT 30 BECAUSE OF YOU DEMONS 

i-make-it-go-boom: baby we’ve talked about this

TrashPrince: I HOPE U LIKE DATING ME WHEN I’M FAT FROM ALL THE STRESS EATING U HAVE CAUSED ME REYES

HeadbandWonder: how long have u been watching ur mouth for?

i-make-it-go-boom: 10 minutes

TheSuperiorBlake: chill murphy

TrashPrince: I’M ALWAYS CHILL U SPAWN OF SATAN

HeadbandWonder: debatable 

*Iliad & NurseGriffin group chat*

NurseGriffin: how’s the ankle?

Iliad: better than my pride tbh

NurseGriffin: u really twisted it falling off the roof :(

Iliad: Relax, Princess, I’m not gonna sue. ;)

NurseGriffin: Speaking of legal action, what are we going to do about our children? I saw Monty in the hall and as soon as we made eye contact he burst out crying.

Iliad: Monty’s just a pawn in all of this.

That sweet summer child has been brainwashed by my villainous sister into doing her bidding.

NurseGriffin: and the others?

Iliad: Unfortunate accessories.

NurseGriffin: do u have a plan to get back at them? The silent treatment might be working now, but eventually, they’re going to pop back into our lives like little mountain trolls if they think we’re not going to punish them.

Iliad: they can start by cleaning your house

NurseGriffin: they can buy me a NEW house for all the damage -_-

Iliad: either option will take some careful planning. 

They’re not going to clean anything up without being bribed.

They barely clean their own dorms.

Hell, I still do Octavia’s laundry.

And Murphy’s, which is now Raven’s since their an item.

I think I’ve got a bag of Jasper’s socks in the trunk of my car...which would explain the smell of death coming from the back seat...

Clarke, be honest, how long have I been the Mom friend?

NurseGriffin: How long has your dad been gone?

Iliad: Let’s see... 

Octavia’s 21...

 I’m 24... 

Oh right. Always.

NurseGriffin: And how long was your Mom working double shifts to pay rent before she died?

Iliad: Forever and a day.

NurseGriffin: So the answer to your question Bellamy Bradbury Blake, is always. You have always been the Mom friend. 

Iliad: Don’t you bring Bradbury into this.

He was my emo stage.

LET IT DIE CLARKE!

LET IT DIE!

NurseGriffin: kinda feeling like posting a tbt pick of good old Bradbury with the leather jacket and NO SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH

Iliad: I swear to God Clarke if you bring that picture out again I will share the poem you wrote for me in the 7th grade to Facebook!!

NurseGriffin: that poem wasn’t for u!!

It was for Wells!

I was having ur nerdy ass proof read it for me

AND U LAUGHED AT ME FOR IT!!

Iliad: You are many things, Princess, but Shakespeare you are not.

NurseGriffin: i hate u

Iliad: u love to hate me

That’s our thing

NurseGriffin: maybe i hate u will be our always ;)

Iliad: I hate you

NurseGriffin: <3

*Blake Siblings Chat*

Iliad:  “ Ah me, my child, your birth was bitterness. Why did I raise you? If only you could sit by your ships untroubled, not weeping, since indeed your lifetime is to be short, of no length. Now it has befallen that your life must be brief and bitter beyond all men's.”

TheSuperiorBlake: why are u like this?

Iliad: That’s a long list.

*Operation Bellarke Group Chat*

TheSuperiorBlake: guys bellamy is pissed!!

He’s quoting the Iliad at me again.

Trikru: good-bye my love

Our story was all too brief

May we meet again

HeadbandWonder: amen

*The Blake Siblings chat*

Iliad: I have my terms if you and your delinquent friends want to meet at a neutral space to discuss them.

TheSuperiorBlake: if we refuse?

Iliad: 1) Suddenly you’ll find that you--all of you--have $300 of overdue library fines

2) Your dirty laundry will be dumped on the lawn of your sorority house for all to see. This is not just for you. I have several pairs of Murphy’s underwear that I highly doubt he wants the world to see.

3) Officer Kane will get an anonymous tip that the abandon warehouse on Arkadia drive is being used for a party house every 3rd Saturday of the month.

TheSuperiorBlake: U WOULDN’T

Iliad: Have you met me?

TheSuperiorBlake: yes

ur a push over

AND AFRAID OF UR FEELINGS AND WE R NOT MEETING UNTIL U ADMIT TO CLARKE THAT U LOVE HER!!!

*Operation Bellarke*

Greenbean: $300 IN LIBRARY FINES???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MillertheKiller: somebody pls help!

Monty is crying all over my new leather couch

HE WON’T STOP

HE JUST KEEPS SCREAMING ABOUT LIBRARY FINES

TrashPrince: SON OF A &^%$!

WHICH ONE OF U TURD MUFFIN MOUNTAIN TROLLS LEFT MY COOKIE MONSTER BOXERS ON UR LAWN?!?!?!

I STG OCTAVIA IF IT WAS U I WILL END U

IN A CRIMINAL WAY

WITH A BASEBALL BAT THAT WOULD MAKE NEGAN PROUD

U GLAZED DONUT!!

HeadbandWonder: raven u want to translate that?

is a glazed donut a bad thing?

i can’t tell if Murphy is just listing things he’s stress eating or attempting to curse.

TrashPrince: shut up u basket head

i’m pissed off!!

my underwear is all over instagram!!!

MillertheKiller: oh were we not supposed to post the pic lincoln sent?

TrashPrince: @#$@%^&%#%#@$^(*()&!$%^&*)*^%##$%^$#!!!!!!!!

Trikru: i think we broke him

i-make-it-go-boom: ECHO JUST TEXTED ME!!!! THE COPS FOUND OUR PARTY HOUSE!!!!!

Trikru: the warehouse??????

i-make-it-go-boom: yep

Guns&Roses: isn’t that the place jasper grows his weed?

i-make-it-go-boom: yep

MillertheKiller: who’s the rat?! 

TheSuperiorBlake: guys

I think it’s time we met up with Bellamy

[themusingsofacurlyhairednerd]

All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 1

The 100 College text AU. 

Character List:

TheSuperiorBlake = Octavia

Trikru = Lincoln

Greenbean = Monty

Jaaaaaassssspppar = Jaspar

Illiad = Bellamy

NurseGriffin = Clarke

i-make-it-go-boom = Raven

TrashPrince = Murphy

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TheSuperiorBlake:

Guyyyyyyyyyyysssssssss I did a bad thing

TriKru:

BABE!!!

Greenbean:

Again?!?!

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

OOHHHHHHHHHH DEATAILS!!!!!! ;)

Illiad:

O no!!! 

TheSuperiorBlake:

O YES! ;)

But seriously.... i MAY have hit an old lady with my car

Illiad:

0_0 I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS YOU ANIMAL!!!

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

How r u txting from jail?

Trikru:

Like RAN OVER an old lady, or like, I bumped her gently with the front of my car??? The distinction is important.

NurseGriffin:

Does she need a nurse? Did you call an ambulance? Is she dead? O god, I can’t have a repeat of Spring Break ‘12!!! 

Greenbean:

Great, u broke mom x_x

TrashPrince:

Mom was already broken

TheSuperiorBlake:

It wasn’t my fault tho

She just appeared out of nowhere like a ninja

I bet she did it on purpose for the life insurance smh

Illiad:

O U STILL RAN OVER A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NurseGriffin:

BUT IS SHE OKAY????????

TheSuperiorBlake:

She flipped me off as the paramedics carted her away... I think she’s fine

i-make-it-go-boom: 

K but goals tho

I aspire to be that salty at 60 

TrashPrince:

UR that salty now

U told me to float myself for stealing 1 of ur fries

i-make-it-go-boom:

tHose were the best damn fries i’d ever had

u can STILL go float urself!

TrashPrince:

U guys see what I have to deal with?

Jaaaaasssspppar:

u signed up for it son

Trikru:

at least ur gf doesn’t run over the elderly

TheSuperiorBlake:

she’ll be fine! Old people have hip replacements all the time

Illiad:

DEAR GOD OCTAVIA!!!!!

NurseGriffin:

U guys I can’t deal with this stress!!! I got midterms this week.

Jaaaaaassssssspppar:

Just bullshit it

That’s what I do

Greenbean:

bro that’s why ur failing

TrashPrince:

even i study for midterms

& i’m only in class once a week

Illiad:

you’re an inspiration to us all murphy

TrashPrince:

DAD IS PROUD OF ME U GUYS!!! 

I’M THE FAVORITE NOW!!!

Illiad:

O I’m not done talking about this

TheSuperiorBlake:

Anybody want to offer their couch?? Papa bear is pissy.

Illaid:

Still in the group text

i-make-it-go-boom:

my couch is up for grabs

Jaaaaaasssspppar:

Monty’s is free

Trikru:

U always got a bed at my place baby

even if u do run over old ladies ;)

Illiad:

OVER MY DEAD BODY LINCOLN

COME FIGHT ME

I WILL GO DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND

Greenbean:

careful fam dad’s about to have an aneurysm

TrashPrince:

ur pretty aggressive for a librarian

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

I miss high school bellamy

football helped his rage issues

i-make-it-go-boom:

football bellamy was dope

now he’s just a nerd with daddy issues

Illiad:

I DON’T HAVE DADDY ISSUES

& i’m still plenty cool

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

u gave us all a lecture about brushing r teeth last night

friday u were writing a paper IN A BAR

TrashPrince:

u offer to do my laundry regularly

TheSuperiorBlake:

u have more books in ur closet than clothes

Jaaaaaaaassssspppar:

#nerd

NurseGriffin:

I think ur fun bellamy

TrashPrince:

That means nothing from her

Trikru:

I love u clarke but ur kind of a #nerd 2

TheSuperiorBlake:

ur basically my Mom

i-make-it-go-boom:

what octavia said

NurseGriffin:

Bellamy tell them I can be fun!

I’m so much more fun than Bellamy!!

Illiad:

i feel so loved

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

she just destroyed ur entire life lmao

TrashPrince:

real talk tho

who’s the most fun out of the 2 of em?

Greenbean:

sorry mom

it’s bellamy

he can get us into senior parties

Trikru:

TRU TRU

TheSuperiorBlake:

if i say u do i get to sleep on ur couch mom?

i-make-it-go-boom:

mom... she get’s us free drinks at Dropship 

TrashPrince:

I’m the favorite son now I gotta say dad

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

dad for the win!

Illiad:

sorry princess the people have spoken

NurseGriffin:

I CAN BE FUN

I’LL PROVE IT!!!!

TOMORROW NIGHT PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!

Illiad:

Clarke no!

Jaaaaassssspppar:

CLARKE YES!!!

NurseGriffin:

Bring whoever u want

We’re gonna raise the roof

TheSuperiorBlake:

no one says that anymore

but I’M IN

gonna need a ride tho

bell just stormed in and stole my car keys

he’s lecturing me now

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!

Jaaaaaassssspppar:

would but can’t get my party privileges taken away

NurseGriffin:

See u all tomorrow

be prepared to bow to ur party queen!!!!!!!

[themusingsofacurlyhairednerd]

All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 2

Summary: In an attempt to prove she’s more fun than Bellamy, Clarke’s throwing a party and Octavia is inviting everybody/attempting to get Clarke & Bellamy together. 

Previous Character List:

TheSuperiorBlake = Octavia

Trikru = Lincoln

Greenbean = Monty

Jaaaaaasssssppper = Jasper

Iliad = Bellamy

NurseGriffin = Clarke

i-make-it-go-boom = Raven

TrashPrince = Murphy

New Character List:

ICE-ICE-BABY = Roan

ILLian = Illian

HeadbandWonder = Harper

Guns&Roses = Monroe

WellWellWell = Wells

MillertheKiller = Miller

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*TheSuperiorBlake added ICE-ICE-BABY, ILLian, HeadbandWonder, Guns&Roses, WellWellWell, and MillertheKiller to a new group chat* 

TheSuperiorBlake: IT’S PARTY TIME BITCHES!!

Griffin’s place @ 8

HeadbandWonder: Hell yeah!

Guns&Roses: What do we need to bring?

ICE-ICE-BABY: Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa boi! I’m game!!!!! =) =) =)

MillertheKiller: + 1′s?

WellWellWell: Thanks O, but I’ve got debate club ‘til 6 and work ‘til 10. :(

ILLian: who’s all gonna be there?

TheSuperiorBlake: Bring ur party attitude Monroe

& maybe a cellphone charger

Mom said something about needing to designate drivers but we know that’s not happening. We’re probs just gonna crash wherever we land

TheSuperiorBlake: Roan r u drunk already?

ICE-ICE-BABY: U sweet summer child

How do u think i make it through school?

WellWellWell: It’s only noon!!!!

ICE-ICE-BABY: y wait til later when i can do it now?

Logic baby! Get some!

HeadnbandWonder: Frat boys at their finest

Guns&Roses: It’s a miracle he’s even awake at this hour

ILLian: That’s offensive and stereotypical

Guns&Roses: Who r u kidding illian???? We all saw you run across the soccer field in ur panties after Roan’s midterm bash last semester.

MillertheKiller: u the ultimate frat boy 

TheSuperiorBlake: Guys we can have the ultimate frat boy fight later

focus on the important stuff

LIKE USING THIS PARTY TO GET BELLAMY AND CLARKE TOGETHER

ILLian: who?

ICE-ICE-BABY: da cranky blonde chick and freckles the librarian

u met them @ my partaaaaayyyyyyy

MillertheKiller: petition to only refer to bellamy as freckles the librarian from here on out

Guns&Roses: dido

HeadbandWonder: yeeeeeeeessssssssss 

WellWellWell: guys I’m in the middle of a class!!!! please take me out of the group text!

TheSuperiorBlake: My bad boo

See ya’ll later!

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*TheSuperiorBlake added Trikru, TrashPrince, i-make-it-go-boom, jaaaaasssssssppper, MillertheKiller, Greenbean, Guns&Roses, and HeadbandWonder to the group chat OPERATION BELLARKE*

TheSuperiorBlake: listen up u trolls

We got 1 night to parent trap our idiot friends into a relationship

Jaaaaasssssppper: Ah skinny love!!!

It makes me sick

Greenbean: what’s the plan?

Guns&Roses: We could stage a kidnapping

TrashPrince: my specialty

i-make-it-go-boom: i’m not posting bail 4 u again murphy

not after u threw up in the back of my car

it still reeks of beer and tacos!

TrashPrince: I said I was sorry!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: this is why I’m in charge

u are idiots

Trikru: look at my baby taking charge <3

TheSuperiorBlake: thx boo <3

NOW we will arrive early

And i swear to god murphy if u get pissy i will pour whiskey up ur nose while u sleep!!

TrashPrince: wouldn’t be the first time

TheSuperiorBlake: once we all arrive, we will suddenly remember that we forgot to pick up cups

Clarke will be in a panic

Bell will lecture

Lincoln, u will suggest they run out together ‘cause Clarke’s car is the nicest and Bell is the fastest shopper

Jaaaaassssspper: Solid

TheSuperiorBlake: They will be forced to spend quality time together

Now, here’s the important part

Monroe & Harper, I need u to break into Clarke’s car before she leaves

Monty has made a special cd to set the mood

Greenbean: it’s a playlist of the most romantic songs ever made =)

Jaaaaaaaaassssppper: it’s just adele songs

Greenbean: quit it with the adele thing jasper! we’ve talked about this.

TheSuperiorBlake: ANYWAY!! 

u will slip it in the cd player and set it on low so it’s in the background when they start the car

The first 2 are Clarke’s favorite, she won’t notice what it is until it’s too late

This is Phase 1

TheSuperiorBlake: everybody got it so far?

TrashPrince: kinda boring tbh

MillertheKiller: i like it

Guns&Roses: harper and I will meet with monty in an hour to get the cd

HeadbandWonder: got the lock picks ready to go chief

TheSuperiorBlake: perfect

Now, Phase 2 begins with raven

i-make-it-go-boom: finally!

TheSuperiorBlake: raven while mom and dad are at the store u will call them crying

Finn has randomly crashed the party and is making a scene

Trikru: i texted him from Illian’s # 

told him there was a party tonight and convinced him to come

i-make-it-go-boom: REALLY GUYS?!!? FINN?? MY CHEATING EX BOYFRIEND GOT INVITED TO THIS?????

I <3 Bellarke, but really???

Can’t murphy take one for the team and have emori show up????

TrashPrince: I don’t cry

i-make-it-go-boom: stop lyin

u cried yesterday when we watched Me Before You

TheSuperiorBlake: the deed has already been done

u will call Clarke crying

murphy will be in the background screaming at Finn

TrashPrince: excellent

how physical do u want me to get?

I’m cool with a little jail time

the night shift cops are cool

1 just friended me on facebook 

Trikru: yeah, Kane's cool. We should call him beforehand to come break up the fight

TheSuperiorBlake: nothing physical

we don’t want to ruin the party

Jaaaasssppper: HERE HERE!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: when mom and dad kick into overprotective parent mode they will race home, bonding over their mutual desire to rip finn to shreds.

by this time miller will have removed finn from the party

we only need the guy there long enough to catch his voice on the phone while raven cries

MillertheKiller: i make no promises he won’t get dragged through the pool first

Jaaaassssppper: we should hang him from his boxers from the flagpole outside!!!!!!!!!

Greenbean: no atomic wedgies jasper

TheSuperiorBlake: Once he’s been removed mom and dad will split up

Clarke will console Raven, Bell will check on Murphy

Lincoln, here u will pass them each a beer so they calm down

Jasper will then play a copy of the cd Monty made

Jaaaaaaassssssppper: right on!

Trikru: excellent plan

TheSuperiorBlake: When the cd starts playing everybody scatters

In the privacy, Bell will ask Clarke to dance

determine to prove she’s fun, Clarke will except

FROM THIS POINT ON I WANT NO CONTACT WITH THEM FOR AT LEAST 3 SONGS, UNDERSTOOD?

i-make-it-go-boom: yes captain!

Trikru: ur doin great baby <3

TheSuperiorBlake: for the rest of the night have fun

BUT if u see Clarke or Bell start to drift away from each other STOP it

Offer more drinks

Bring em food

Bodily shove them into each other if u have to

This is our night fam!

Guns&Roses: FOR MOM AND DAD

Jaaaaassssppper: I’m tearing up u guys

this is actually happening!!

TheSuperiorBlake: keep it together 

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*OPERATION BELLARKE GROUP CHAT*

Guns&Roses: we’re all set, captain

Jaaaaaasssssppper: our ship is about to sail!!!!

Trikru: Jasper play it cool bro

they’re gonna catch on if u keep grinning at them like that

Jaaaaassssppper: sorry

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*Iliad started a direct message with NurseGriffin*

Iliad: they’re up to something

NurseGriffin: I know! Roan keeps texting me smiley faces

Iliad: u think they ran over another old lady?

NurseGriffin: i think we’d know about it

Or at least, be getting a call from the police station

Iliad: Maybe Jasper baked them his special brownies again?

NurseGriffin: They’re not high just… weird

Iliad: this isn’t going to end well, princess

NurseGriffin: It never does

[adrina-stark]

Long Chain of Iron

A/N: This has nothing to do with the fic but have you seen those promo pics?! Also available on FFN or Ao3.

"That was a memorable day to me, for it made great changes in me. But it is the same with any life. Imagine one selected day struck out of it, and think how different its course would have been. Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation of the first link on one memorable day." – Charles Dickens

...

Bellamy could define his life by a 'before' and an 'after'. There was a time before, before the dance, Octavia's imprisonment and his mother's floating where he had been happy. Even at seven, he withdrew from all friendships, all too aware that if people became interested in his life, it could have disastrous consequences for his family.

When he became older – and more comfortable with lying – he still withdrew from his peers. This had more to do with Octavia than any adversity to dishonesty – it had never seemed fair that he should stay away from home longer than necessary when she had never even been allowed to leave.

After, he couldn't stand the silence and spent his first pay check as a janitor on moonshine. He found the locations of the underground dens – often ironically labelled 'speakeasies', in honour of some older Earth tradition. That's when he discovered he was considered attractive to others.

He knew he was in good physical condition – continuing the fitness training he did as a guard kept him from returning to the empty room – apparently this and his looks made him approachable to others. He learnt to smile, to charm, to woo and his first sexual experience was lost to a haze of alcohol and fumbling hands.

It never made him feel much in particular but that was the point, if he had energy to think, he could easily picture his mother's corpse, floating in space or imagine Octavia, locked away once again.

He'd been considering the best way to get drunk when he came back to his room – not home anymore – on the day that would turn out to be his final one on the Ark. He was momentarily caught off guard, remembering a time when the room was full of life and quiet laughter, before Shumway offered his deal and before Bellamy could even consider the ramifications, he was shooting the Chancellor and on his way to Earth.

His life changed to a new 'before' and 'after', divided by the moment he failed his family. He considered Earth a second chance to protect Octavia, to fulfil his responsibilities and to do this, he needed to be alive. He needed to stop the Arkers from coming. Self-preservation and his goals were suddenly aligned.

On the ground, he did things he never thought he could. When he questioned, he doubted, he thought of Octavia and how he already murdered a Chancellor, he accepted the path that he was on. But the doubts still lingered in the quiet of the night, so when Earth's trials hadn't exhausted him, he used another body to help him forget, to stay on course.

It also helped that for the first time in his life, Bellamy felt like he was doing something he was meant to. He found he liked to lead, to have others look up to him and follow him. It was intoxicating.

His reasoning, reassurances for his actions fell apart quickly. Learning that he had not killed Jaha caused the doubt to rise again, enamoured by the idea he wasn't as terrible as he thought. Then Octavia dismissed him, claiming she had never asked for his help.

Tying Atom to the tree, kicking the chair out from under Murphy, stealing the radio, it had seemed almost noble when he rationalised it. It was for Octavia. He was almost like a hero in a story, doing all he could for his family. Shooting the Chancellor had been the first step and he had considered that there was no turning back after then.

Without the excuses, what was he? Without his sister, who was Bellamy Blake? Suddenly he was seven years old again, lost and confused with no answer in sight.

I'm a monster.

The conclusion was easy. And horrifying. Monsters and men should not mix, of all the stories he'd heard, that only ended in tragedy.

Another voice invaded his thoughts, offering an alternative, a path of redemption.

I need you.

Maybe he could be something more, a leader, maybe even good. And Bellamy tried.

He tried to lead his people to safety, to make the right call, no matter how hard the choice might be. Again and again, he was confronted by another one of his people dead and he almost wished the next body to drop would be his, so he would be no longer crushed under the weight of responsibility.

He pushed himself every day in the hope that some time in the future, it might all seem worth it. Bellamy Blake was nothing if not stubborn and he knew very well that this may be his last chance to do something good with his life, to get his name in the history books for something other than 'whatever the hell we want'.

His life had a new before and after and his path was harder than anything he'd previously done. But Bellamy never looked back.

[adrina-stark]

Broken Pieces of Gaseous Matter

A/N: Shock horror, I've done work for another fandom, let's see how long this lasts.

Also available on FFN or Ao3.

"Even though stars are the scars of the universe we don't see them as these broken pieces of gaseous matter, we see them as these majestic astrological blessings that give hope to billions." – Ricky Maye

...

Clarke reflects on the group that landed on Earth, drunk on freedom and the fresh scents and wonders if those people still exist. She can no longer call them children – they have may been when they landed but children do not survive on the ground.

The easiest difference to spot is the scars, they all have scars now. Clarke herself has one on her temple, a souvenir from her adventure with Anya.

They'd given him basic care as his time as a prisoner at Camp Jaha, doing nothing more than wiping the blood off his face and it fills Clarke with rage.

"Easy there, princess," Bellamy winces, as Clarke realises she is cleaning his wounds with a little too much force.

"Sorry," she mutters, "I got a bit distracted."

"I don't particularly need another scar, Clarke."

"No, you don't," she says sadly, stepping back to admire her work. The cuts to his face will take some time to heal – especially knowing Bellamy, who was likely to get in another fight sooner or later – and they would be a permanent feature, but somehow it suited him. He was a man who had fought, failed and most importantly survived.

Before she can stop herself, Clarke lifts one hand to gently trace his scars. Bellamy freezes under her ministrations and she can feel his brown eyes staring intently at her but she is focused on the contours of his face.

Something has shifted between them since their reunion, an energy that hadn't been there, or had simply bubbled beneath the surface of their sometimes volatile but co-dependent relationship.

She feels energy spark along her skin as she traced the strong lines of his face, moving through her fingers and fluttering through to her stomach.

"You don't need any more either, Clarke," Bellamy whispers, his hand lightly brushing her temple. Clarke is surprised at the delicacy of his touch, that his large hands are capable of such a gentle gesture.

A yell outside startles her and she jumps back. She avoids meeting Bellamy's gaze as she gathers her tools and rushes out of his tent, determined to outrun the spark crackling between them.

It somehow becomes a ritual. Clarke would treat all those who were wounded on the trips out and then make her way to Bellamy's test, who would be half-heartedly attempting to bind whatever wound he picked up on his outing.

"I'm fine, Clarke," he sighs, as he always does, "Go treat the rest."

"I've already done that, Bellamy, now stop squirming and let me fix you."

Bellamy stills and she fingers the tear in his shirt, a slight arrow wound along his right bicep. He is quiet as she works, his face displaying the pain he refuses to vocalise.

She steps out of his reach when she finishes and catalogues all of his new scars.

"Come to me straight away next time," she insists.

"The others had more serious injuries," he replies, as she always does.

Clarke resists the urge to grind her teeth with frustration and the urge to slap him on the head, only because that would be terrible patient care.

"How about next time you don't get injured," Clarke retorts, storming out of the tent.

She doesn't hear Bellamy's reply, nor does she care to. She walks out of the tent – away from him – before she can do something embarrassing like trace his scars again. It's something she desperately wants to, to try and draw out his pain and ensure he isn't hurt anymore, but Clarke has been down this road before and doesn't intend on letting anyone else in.

Clarke cringes under his touch, unused to being on the receiving end of treatment.

"Stop squirming, princess," Bellamy reminds her with a smile, obvious amused by her reaction.

"You're lucky you dodged in time," Bellamy continues as he dabs her right temple, "But now you've got a matching scar."

It had been a simple scouting mission that turned into so much more, Clarke turning to investigate a plant she saw out of the corner of her eye had saved her life.

Now Bellamy was in her space, enveloping her with the smell of damp earth and fresh air that always seemed to cling to him. She had a moment to simply look over his features, noting his cheekbones, full lips and warm brown eyes, currently crinkled in amusement.

His eyes meet hers for a moment and Clarke flushes, quickly glancing away.

Clarke is absently observing her tent when Bellamy's voice jerks her back to reality, "You really had me worried there."

Her eyes are drawn back to his and she is taken aback by the intensity, the worry.

"I'm fine," she says, annoyed at how breathy she sounds.

Bellamy gives a quiet chuckle, "You always tell me off for saying that."

He takes a step back and Clarke suddenly feels like she can breathe again.

"I'm pretty sure you'll live, princess."

Bellamy turns to leave and suddenly she can't stand it, reaching over to grab his wrist.

His wrist is warm and solid beneath her and she gets lost in his eyes. The next moment, his hands are cupping her face, hers are in his hair and they're kissing like there's no tomorrow.

His kiss sends shivers down her spine, igniting her wildest dreams. They pull back after a moment, foreheads together, chests heaving.

Clarke can explain her condition scientifically, understand the adrenaline rushing through her veins, but it makes it no less potent, especially as she notes Bellamy's darkened eyes and moist lips.

"Are you sure you want this, Clarke?"

The fact that the questioned it in the first place made her sure, "Yes, it's been long enough."

Bellamy's response is to kiss her again, moving from her lips, to her neck and down her collarbone.

"What are you doing?" She whines, arcing into his touch, wanting more.

"Worshipping a princess, isn't that what you're supposed to do?"

She can feel the amusement radiating off him, intermingled with his desire and she is determined to change that.

"Worship me later," she says as she pulls his shirt over his head.

"If her highness insists."

She would have slapped him, but in the moment, Bellamy picks her up, kisses picking up in intensity and Clarke lets all other thoughts drift out of her mind.

She traces his scars as they lay together, moving up the planes of his chest, to his arms and finally settling on his face. He watches her the entire time, thumb brushing against her back.

"You've got too many scars," she whispers.

"It's the price of freedom down here, Clarke. It's a price I'm willing to pay."

She snuggles closer, mapping the scars across his body. In the dim light, with Bellamy's arm around her, the scars almost seem beautiful, a tribute to the fact Bellamy Blake is a survivor.

...

He knows it's purely psychological, but when Bellamy wakes the next morning, princess still in his arms, one of her dually life-saving and deadly hands resting on a scar beneath his ribs, his scars somehow feel lighter. Like the constant ache of multiple wounds across his body have been cured by a gentle hand.

She shuffles closer in her sleep, sighing softly into his chest. Bellamy takes a moment simply to watch as the sunrise begins to peek through her ramshackle tent. This place has even given Clarke scars and although there is an ache in his chest about the idea of her being in pain, it represents her better than any jewels or crown.

Clarke Griffin is a fighter and she has the scars to prove it. Clarke smiles in her sleep as his tracing continues and drunk on his own happiness, Bellamy considers their scars to be beautiful.

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It all started with the seemingly insignificant action of stealing a shirt....bellarke