Gopher, Everett?

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[edderkopper]

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[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elderitchblaest]

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

[hakuteeth]

[frogmp3]

“Hozier liked”

[ginger-ale-official]

Tumblr made no nut November permanent

[djsubatomic]

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[consultingwives]

computers are so fucking dumb in general i wouldn’t be surprised if everyone got permabanned for having pictures of armpits or some shit 

[lockrum-deactivated20230107]

[flourescentbadolescent]

*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds* me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King

[dankmemeuniversity]

[prideprejudce]

im crying with this update tumblr has banned everything even remotely adult content. yall we’re really about to get a taste of what it was like to have helicopter parents straight from Bible Belt southern usa in the 1960’s with the ‘this place is sacred and therefore all nudity (especially women) is inherently sexual and will therefore not be allowed’ bs rhetoric. anyway,,,, if everyone could please open your bibles to page 56

[all-the-other-humans]

It’s because everyone on here started using y’all unironically staff thought these kids wanted to live in the south

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[yourecutesoi]

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[baekphia]

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

[tamamita]

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[cleopatronising]

the day steve irwin died this one kid stood at the school gate yelling the news over and over as everyone went home like… it was so important that he literally took on the role of town crier… and no one believed him…