#1157posting

[valkayrieactual]

[diamond-dust-320]

Wow, it's been 1 whole year since I married @valkayrieactual! 365 of hearing "gay" and "mrow" and *metal banging.mp3* and still feel the rush.

[valkayrieactual]

a weighted blanket is not enough I need to be crushed under robotgirl chassis

[valkayrieactual]

stupid fleshy biological body running on chemical energy. I need a body that runs on electrical energy so that I can plug my phone into myself

"just carry a battery with you"

no! my body stores energy let me use it!

this post was brought to you by a low battery notification impacting my ability to keep browsing Tumblr and being horny for other robotgirls

[valkayrieactual]

got my friend to start reading Gideon the Ninth and she's early in Act 2. I jokingly said Gideon is the story of two girls who hate each other but are forced to work towards the same goal. her response: okay, but does she actually hate Gideon, or does she hate the fact that she makes her feel something? She seems like she's got major cute aggression

[valkayrieactual]

things my wife told me I've said in my sleep

- my girlfriend's name

- my other girlfriend's name

- the pin to my wife's computer (I don't remember it)

- 15 Dr Peppers (haven't watched Forest Gump)

- something about donuts

- arguing about moving the couch (I was sleeping on it)

- I'm gonna fight Jod

- none Houses left grief

[valkayrieactual]

whoever needs to hear this, it's ok to be weird!

it's taken a long time for me to drop the mask and embrace being myself. it's scary and frightening and I promise it's worth it

here's a couple videos that help me reassure myself from time to time. I really hope more people post videos like this. maybe even me some day

[valkayrieactual]

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I dyke out on lesbian time