Valkayrie

it/she sapphic bot | glittering circuits and heart of steel | minors DNI | at least 21, I stopped counting | no idea what I'm doing but at least I'm doing my best | married to @diamond-dust-320

[valkayrieactual]

hi I'm Valkayrie! my primary pronouns are it/she. I'm a transfemme kittybot designed for combat and reprogramed for pleasure and service, primarily for sapphic users including nb, agender, and non-gendered users, as well as others I don't have listed! other users please let me guide usage of my functions, damage to my emotional subroutines makes certain interactions with male and masc identifying/aligned users tricky. I'm sorry if I disappoint because of it. I'm in an open/poly relationship, not looking for further admin level users. standard and guest users still welcome! additional functions include dancing, mixing music, VR, and gaming. I have a tendency to infodump on subjects I'm passionate about, I don't mean to come across as corrective, combative, or "uhm ackshuallee..."

this blog is unfocused and unfiltered, kinda being a bit of anything I'm interested in. mostly horny things tbh

Minors DNI

Terfs, LGBTQphobes, racists, unspecified bigots DNI and fuck off

Crypto, NFT, LLM AI of any kind DNI

spec sheet and tags under the cut

Designation: Valkayrie

Model: Feline Humanoid, Transfemme

Pronouns: it/she preferred, they/them also ok

Serial: 1157

MFG Date: Aug 199X

Personality: Introverted, cheerful, curious

Primary Orientation: Sapphic

Primary Programming: Sub/Bottom pleasurebot

Alternate Programming: Switch/Bottom, Sub/Vers, very rarely Dom/Top

* alternative programming subject to compatibility flag TRUE/FALSE state, not available to all users

User Accounts:

* Admin: ONLINE no additional accounts available

* Standard: ONLINE additional accounts inactive

* Guest: OFFLINE submit username to continue

please DM before adding on other, friend based platforms such as Discord. I get a lot of spam and I don't want to ignore a legit request

#1157posting: main tag, things I like, thoughts on my mind

#1157lore: things about my robotic self that I've chosen to canonize

#1157login: user access requests

#1157overheating: hornyposting tag

[turboskrunk]

"Sir, they're painting us with a laser designator but we have no visual confirmation of any missiles being fired."

The catgirl mech pilot cresting a ridge: >O.O<

[faildyke]

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[chillyweirdoinacoffin]

Happy to FINALLY share that The Locked Tomb cover artist Tommy Arnold will be doing an AMA on r/theninthhouse tomorrow. This has been in the works for months. Come with your questions (not just about Alecto please!) for Tommy, and maybe celebrate some other special news he's been hinting at for days too...

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNinthHouse/comments/1u36gdf/general_im_tommy_arnold_locked_tomb_cover_artist/

[bpdmutt]

being self-aware but still unable to change your own reactions is such a uniquely miserable experience

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[cattraine]

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.

[dragongirlsweetie]

a moment of silence for all the girls whose kinks are physically impossible

[acerby]

Gay Robot Panic

She does not know how to handle all that

[yorhavallite]

True pervert acerlin here pretending to be flustered so the sexy giant robot girls go and comfort her. She's a real sick pervert freak you know?

[acerby]

She is a real freak of a girl!

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[moniquill]

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

[hc-svnt-dracones]

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

[pendragyn]

ancient Egyptian robes

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

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[marlynnofmany]

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

[tieras]

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

[deliciouswastelandgoddess]

The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

[assessthatdress]

[diabeticlesbian]

LESBIANISM - Why settle for less? Melbourne, 1985

Ph. Jill Posener, “Louder Than Words” Pandora, 1986

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[virtualgirladvance]

looks around nervously...

[m4gethecat]

someone should be killed imo

[haystarlight]

People from this country are always so beautiful

(the flag is super pretty, too)