#13th friday asks

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☼ Farmer to Shane? ovo

☼ for a worried text message

Farmer: Shane!

Farmer: three of my chickens are sick

Farmer: I don't know what to do- I thought they would get better after a few days.

Shane: When did they start showing signs of illness?

Farmer: three days ago!

Farmer: Shane they won't eat anything

Farmer: Not even amaranth!

Farmer: Can you please come over and take a look?

Shane: I'll walk up right after Jas leaves for school.

Shane: Okay? Don't freak out.

Shane: they are going to be okay

Farmer: okay...

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☄shane to harvey

☄ for a text message spilling a horrible secret

From this ask meme

Shane: Harvey can we reschedule my appointment?

Harvey: You need to call the clinic and reschedule.

Harvey: You can't text my personal cell for these things.

Shane: I don't like calling the clinic

Shane: I really need this follow up. Can't you just change it for me?

Harvey: Don't be silly, Shane. Just call the clinic. It isn't that hard.

Shane: I am terrified of talking on the phone

Shane: it gives me flash backs to when a stranger called me from my best friend's phone to inform me that he just died in a car accident

Shane: and that I am his only emergency contact.

Shane: Every voice on the phone sounds the same. Just reschedule my appointment, Harvey

Harvey: would you like the 18th or 20th?

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✉ from the farmer to Harvey

✉ for a seemingly-harmless photo via text, but something is hidden in it

From this ask meme

Farmer: Hey Harvey! Look at the sunrise from my farm!

Harvey: Beautiful! ❤

Harvey: I have to walk out one morning to see it for myself!

Farmer: you totally should! i'll make coffee!

Harvey: sounds like a plan ☺

Harvey: wait what is that?

Farmer: what do you mean?

Harvey: there is a black smug in the photo in the field.

Harvey: I can't tell if thats the camera or a person...

Farmer: oh its nothing!

Harvey: it looks like a shadow

Harvey: thats very odd.

Harvey: you should be a little careful in the mornings. Who knows who is trespassing.

Farmer: oh wait

Farmer: thats just a friend of mine.

Harvey: it looks like one of the monsters in the mine now that I really look at it...

Farmer: i have to start working!

Farmer: see you around Harvey!

Harvey: What are you hiding?

Farmer: nothing! 😁

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☮ from shane to a female farmer???

☮  for a desperate apology via text message

Shane: I know what I said out there and I know what I was implying. I know I really messed up in front of you for everybody around me. This was my biggest mess up I have had in my entire life and thats really saying something

Shane: mess up even isnt the right word for this.

Shane: I can't believe I would ever put those types of burdens on you and I can't even admit to you if I meant them or not.

Shane: I am so sorry for letting myself get to that point where you have to be responsible for me.

Shane: so so so sorry

And then Shane proceeded to throw his phone across the clinic's hospital room and as soon as Harvey discharged him he marched to the farmer's house to thank them in person for saving his life- and hope they forget his embaressing text messages.

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☻From Haley to farmer please

☻ for a “secret code” text message while in trouble**

Haley: Hey, how's your night?

Farmer: Going great! Watching the stars right now on my porch.

Haley: wow!

Haley: wish I was there...

Farmer: you should come over tomorrow night

Haley: haha yeah!

Haley: right now I am in Zuzu City

Farmer: oh thats fun!

Haley: yeah I'm eating out at a bar.

Haley: its called Willow Bar- really cute place!

Haley: they have great fries here.

Haley: amazing fries, actually.

Farmer: you should bring me some back!

Haley: haha yeah!

Haley: the fries are great. I never eat fries, yanno?

Haley: great fries.

Haley: fries.

Farmer: ooooh.

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"Texts messages during a paranormal event" from Alex to Haley? Bonus points if tol boy is a fraidy cat

Alex: HALEY

Alex: HALEYY

Alex: HAAAALEY!

Haley: what are you blowing my phone up for?

Alex: a bunch of books just fell off my shelf

Alex: I think a ghost is mad at me for never reading them

Haley: what are you on?

Alex: I was just working out and then like 3 books fell off the top shelf

Alex: I almost dropped my weight on my foot

Haley: what does this have to do with me?

Alex: I need you to come help me make the ghost leave

Alex: can't you look it up on social media for me and help me out?

Haley: and you can't do this yourself because...?

Alex: I'm too lazy to read all that...

Haley: . . .

Alex: please?

Haley: No.

Alex: HALEY ANOTHER BOOK JUST FELL

Alex: PLEASE COME OVER IM STANDING OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

Haley: fine!

Haley: I'll be there in three minutes.

Alex: HURRY!!!

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Emily ☄

☄ for a text message spilling a horrible secret

From this ask meme

Emily: Are you up?

Emily: Shane?

Shane: its 3 AM

Shane: what is it?

Emily: I can't sleep and you are the only person I can talk to.

Shane: why me?

Shane: i seem like the worst person to tell

Emily: I keep having nightmares about my parent's old cat

Emily: they left the cat in my care when they left to travel and it kinda...

Emily: fell into the river.

Shane: what? how did it do that?

Emily: I made her a little suit to wear

Emily: and she freaked out and managed her way out of the house

Emily: and yeah.

Emily: I haven't told my parents yet.

Emily: I told Haley she is living happily in the mountains as a wild cat

Emily: I haven't slept well in three years, Shane.

Shane: when is your next shift?

Emily: same as usual

Emily: why?

Shane: I need a drink after all that.