what if you were a PEASANT so you were basically ENSLAVED and you lived in LITHUANIA but you signed up for a peasant EXCHANGE program Erasmus, and you could go to FRANCE but your family convinced you that Poland was BETTER so you went to POLAND and you became the blacksmith's HELPER and you told a girl to feed the HORSES but it turned out that she's a NOBLEWOMAN but she was NICE and she wanted to HANG OUT with you, but her father wanted her to marry a magnate's SON, but you befriended her and you KISSED, and the magnate's son head EXPLODED and you had to do SIDEQUESTS for her father, and you almost got KILLED multiple TIMES and then you decided to run AWAY with her so you got into illegal SALT business and you were ARRESTED and almost EXECUTED but then she RESCUED you dressed up as a BOY and people thought you were GAY and then you broke UP and you went to GDAŃSK
