#17.

[canuzun17]

[frankensteincest]

Hannibal is so renaissance poetry coded you lot don’t understand

[honey-dreadful]

I'm literally terrified to go to work tomorrow. because all i do is fuck up. 17 days left.

[stickytrashsuitcaseuniversity]

17.

“Hey cap can you cook?”

“Yes”

“No”

“What do you mean no?”

“Cap, you can bake like a god but you can’t cook for shit”

“I can so cook”

“Last time you were in the kitchen you set the tomatoes on fire”

“???”

“Ok but it wasn’t that bad”

“And the time before that you somehow stabbed a butter knife through your hand. You had to go to the hospital. You can’t cook”

[excheetahgirl]

hi i’m ashley and this is a callout post for anyone who has ever tolerated me. new joisey native and blue sour patch kid connoisseur. there are few things in life i love more than vine references and crying myself to sleep. if you’ve read this far i should warn you that i’m a libra but? so is jacob sartorius. and since i can roast myself i just wanna say the only thing i have more trouble committing to (other than a relationship) is my hair. 

if you wanna compare birth charts u can find me @ selfmadecupid

[unnwin-a]

ALSO ,  continuing my streak of unobservancy   (  is that even a word   ) 

the number that Eggsy dials   ?  that’s Lee’s death date ,  imprinted on the back of his medal .  Lee died on the 19th December ,  1997 .   not sure why it’s in an American dating notation ,  ie .  month - day - year .    i’d like to think it’s instead covering the month + year ,  split into two - digit segments ,  ie .  December 1997  =   12 / 1997  =  12 . 19 . 97 .   i’m rollin’ with it until further notice lmao

but more to the point ,  I love the idea of Kingsman mentors finding their deceased protege’s next of kin and awarding a posthumous medal of valour ,  and the fact that each medal has an individual number ,  tailored to that fallen hero .   so when the owner of the medal calls ,  and they’re routed through to Kingsman ,  and most importantly ,  the usage of that number is combined with the phrase  “ Oxfords ,  not Brogues ” ,  the Kingsman know  exactly  who they’re dealing with ,  and  exactly  where that person would be ,  and in what situation they may be found .   because they keep ttrack ,  as part of their lifelong debt of gratitude ,  and that’s kinda cool .

[qwilll]

Peter Quilt loves his classic songs but he has a soft spot for old - school Bollywood tunes , also inspired by his mom and the radio stations she used to listen to while cooking