any of y'all also ever overwhelmed by how much you love that stupid little ship (that's not at all stupid because damn it sparks joy more than anything else) that's been taking up all of your brainpower???
A Response To Jack’s Post Cancelling Me Since He Can’t Even Do That Properly./J
So you might’ve seen @bastartjack‘s horrid post ‘cancelling me’. And let me just start by saying this.
LMAO THIS RAIHAN SIMP COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT BECAUSE ALL HE WAS THINKING ABOUT WAS RAIHAN LEGS, more under the cut :)
Starting off with number one, it’s already wrong.
You left out the fact HOP HAS BEEN ON THAT STUPID FUCKING ISLAND FOR T H R E E MONTHS. THREE. HOP PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN PRAWN FROM BEING SO SUNBURNT. HE IS HOGGING ALL THE ISLAND TO HIMSELF.
and about ash...
he deserves it. I regret nothing. Now onto the next.
A complete lie as well, you even include the picture yourself.
do N O T breed Gordie, it CLEARLY says so right there. you’d have to be blind to not see it. (oh wait lmao jack I forgot you need glasses-)
And for this one, I am protecting their relationship. For only Gordie’s husband, Milo, can breed Gordie, because obviously his husband should be the one to do that.
(for anyone who sees this, please I don’t actually have a thing for that and I don’t hc that as a kink/fetish it for them- I just joked about it-/gen)
And as for this.
haha funny
bUT YOU SEEM TO MISS THE FACT THE VIDEO OF ME ZOOMING INTO GORDIE’S CROTCH WAS FOR ASHLEY BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO SEE IT I WAS JUST HELPING A FRIEND OUT AND YOU TWIST IT >:((
you left out the fact I brought gordie to the locker room after months of not being an active champion just to tell him I’ve been trying to contact him about his car’s extended warranty too
Volo hate is valid because screw him I knew he was sketchy as soon as I laid my eyes on him, but you act like you’re american, just because you blast the anthem in roblox doesn’t mean you’re an american >:( you won’t even get on your horse, par’ner >:(
not my fault you drooled at rose, you called yourself out with that there
but I also never said that was blackmail either >:(
also how is this blackmail or bargaining I am confused as to why this was added
You have no right to say I ‘ m the bitch ass when y o u are the one who forcefully made me listen to you turn piers into an oyster :((
And also your messages are the majority of the ‘pin of shame’ wall while the worst thing I’ve said to get put on there was go ‘nya’ :3
Bonus from the start:
That’s tough talk for a Qubert stan.
In conclusion, Jack is, indeed, the bitch ass.
Yours truly, I hope you step on a lego,
PechaDream <3
(go follow @bastartjack to teach him a lesson >:( and like he said in his ‘call out’, go follow @ashleycakegamin for putting up with our bs too- she leaves for one second and the group chat goes to hell god damn-)
