#2020 again

[banrionceallach]

For feck’s sake 2020

[drivenbydopamine]

Analogy #3947

These past 2 yrs I feel like I’ve been stuck in a giant 3 floor department store with 3 escalators, and 4 mall entrances, and 3 exits to the parking lot. I keep passing by the store layout/map signs but there’s no YOU ARE HERE sticker, there’s no legend, and none of the the departments are labelled. The only thing labeled on the directory/map is North, South, East, West... (not even helpful when I’m outside. I’m not Christopher Columbus). I cannot for the life of me figure out which entrance it was that I came in because I’ve been in here so damn long they’ve rearranged things 100x.. The only thing I know for sure is I keep ending up far too close to the nasty perfume counter.