Title: more in common after all
Author: cjmasim
Prompt: F1
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Ginny/Luna
Word Count: 3.3k
Warning(s)/Content: N/A
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Summary: "What is this creature we'll be tracking down, then?" "He's a rare sort of creature, believed to be solitary rather than part of any sort of flock or pack. He's been spotted in rural Pennsylvania, and is said to be a large, vaguely humanoid, bright orange fluffy creature. The locals have taken to calling him Gritty, as he clearly possesses the necessary smarts to outwit anyone who tries to find him." "Sounds lovely," Ginny had said, not sure of what else to say. And that is how she finds herself in rural Pennsylvania, sitting in the passenger seat of a bright red rental car while Luna drives around, narrowly avoiding driving off the road or into another car.
Notes: Written for the HP Crack!Fic Fest based on the prompt "Luna invites Ginny on an excursion in search of a strange creature for her next Quibbler article." This was a lot of fun to write! The title comes from Rodent by The Menzingers. Gritty is, of course, the iconic mascot who has transcended hockey, but in case you aren't familiar with him, this is what he looks like, and his backstory is that he was supposedly found living underneath the Philadelphia Flyers' arena and turned into a mascot. Thank you to G for betaing!