HP Crack!Fic Fest 2022: Anonymous Masterlist
And here's our final Anonymous Masterlist for HP Crack!Fic Fest 2022! I was so incredibly pleased to see everyone who came back to participate and support us for our third year! Thank you all so, so much, and welcome to all the new people as well!
Reveals will be going up this coming Friday October 21. Thank you so much to everyone who has shown their support thus far - we cannot appreciate you enough! <3
Title: Court Me!
Rating: R
Summary: Voldemort is terrified of Bellatrix. The answer, clearly, is to court Harry Potter. Shut up, Nagini, it does too make sense!
Title: Endurance for Hospitality
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “What, Lupin?” “I just thought… maybe you were… coming to pay your respects?” he said, losing certainty as he trailed off. Really, Snape thought, toying with the idea that he, Severus Snape, would visit Lupin while he was mourning Snape’s own mortal enemy. The idea was almost laughable. He reached the landing to the top floor and grinned to himself. Visiting Lupin, ha. Impossible! But why would Lupin assume… Had others been…?
Title: “Former Headmaster,” oil (and occasionally mixed media) on canvas, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Severus didn’t want to admit it, but waking after the war to find himself two-dimensional—with no life-endangering missions, duplicity, or outlets for his self-hatred—was… rather boring. At first.
Title: Shit Happens
Rating: R
Summary: Harry was more than a little nervous about his date with Draco, so he took a Calming Draught...and if only Harry wasn't so bloody stupid, things might've turned out differently.
Title: Veridicere
Rating: R
Summary: When unlikely partners Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger get hit with a truth hex during an investigation, they're in for a rough night of honesty.
Title: Sweeter than Fiction
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In a perfect world, grad student Hermione Granger would never have to worry about any distractions while studying at her favorite place in the world. Too bad there' a new (and ridiculously) sexy librarian waiting in the stacks to sweep her off her feet. Too bad he's completely inadept at his job—or so she thinks.
Title: Oh, We Stamp and Crush Through the Underbrush
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Determined to follow in his father's footsteps, Harry tries desperately to become an animagus. Good news: he succeeds. Bad news: his form is an elephant and he's unable to change back.
Title: Go to Hell, Lucius Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Everyone tells Lucius Malfoy to go to tell. Well, why the Hell not?
Title: Severus Snape's Darkest Secret
Rating: G
Summary: Severus Snape has a secret he will take to the grave.
Title: Weasel Into Your Heart
Rating: R
Summary: A prank switches the bodies of Ron and the nearest living creature—a rat. So, naturally, when running late to a date with longtime crush and colleague, Draco Malfoy, Ron employs any means necessary to get there.
Title: Severus Snape, Yoga Teacher
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Severus Snape was a yoga teacher. Severus Snape was alive. Harry was faintly aware he was gaping like a fish. Severus Snape was at the front of the yoga classroom (studio? Gymnasium?), talking to a student, his hair pulled in a small bun on the back of his head. Severus Snape wore trousers that left nothing to the imagination. Severus Snape was hung.
Title: keeping score
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter begin a game of who can find the best (or most ridiculous) place in the Ministry for them to fool around in. Potter has the upper hand, but Draco is determined to win.
Title: not as intended
Rating: G
Summary: It’s amazing really, how quickly good things can go to hell in a handbasket. One second, he’s talking with Sirius - his GODFATHER who wants Harry to live with him! - and the next, Professor Lupin’s turning into a werewolf.
Title: Behind Every Great Man… Is a Very Angry Hermione Granger
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It’s Hermione Granger versus the Bechdel test. Who do you expect to win?
Title: Yer A Muggle, Michael
Rating: PG-13
Summary: How does a Muggle make it through Hogwarts?
Title: Girl Boss
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Voldemort thought that he had an elite group of followers, feared by his opposition and admired by Purebloods.
Title: Sabotaging Umbridge
Rating: R
Summary: The Hogwarts faculty team up to make Umbridge's time at Hogwarts a bit more interesting. Bad jokes, movie quotes, muggle products, beloved cartoon characters turned into adult toys, and clouds of flatulence are loosed upon the hallowed halls of Hoggy, Hoggy, Hogwarts.
Title: Always Knock
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It wasn’t until the summer of 1995 that Ginny Weasley learned how to knock on all doors before she opened them. It was the summer she learned just what the Order members were up to when they weren’t on missions - and she’d never see any of them the same way again.
Title: Bogle’d Down
Rating: G
Summary: Severus is gifted a magical mixie toy that has been charmed. As obnoxious as the toy is, it surprisingly provides him with something more than he bargained for, a friend.
