I Polish Up Real Nice

julia, 27, boston i love all the little popstars in my phone pippin and disney fairies fan blog under a swiftie disguise

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[hollanovulation]

how it feels like to not live up to your potential

[j0rrated]

im so normal about fictional characters. i prommy.

[disneyfairies2005-2007]

Gorgeous art by Casey Robin

[dmitryanya]

rewatched secret of the wings while waiting for my copy of wings of starlight to come in, so have some milarion art

[madubraga05]

When I was a child, although I found their story beautiful, that was really all it was. But, as an adult and after the events of the book, wow, I just sigh for this couple.

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[greelin]

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[ladybender]

[awesomewithoutme]

I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?

[divorcemaster]

forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like

[tt-squid]

why is bass so expensiveeeeee

[tt-squid]

instrumence :(

[scary-ivy]

[tt-squid]

this economys in fucking shambles

[columbusswift]

taylor teasing lyrics only from the anthology during ttpd release week to then only drop the first 16 songs just to see if we’d notice the lyrics missing….. i miss it

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift's entire catalogue is charting on the US iTunes Top 100 following her masters announcement:

#1 reputation

#3 Taylor Swift

#18 Speak Now

#19 1989

#29 Red

#40 Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

#41 Lover

#46 evermore

#50 1989 (Taylor’s Version)

#51 Midnights

#54 folklore

#61 Red (Taylor’s Version)

#68 Fearless

#75 Fearless (Taylor’s Version)

#94 THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

(May 31, 2025)

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[jimmyhoffathecat]

[microwavedfurby]

I needed to draw the crinkly thing...

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[asmolvaporeon]

#which is the other reason those stupid robot phone trees are such a blight upon this land

#I have already mustered all my strenght and willpower to make a phone call#and you have the unmitigated GALL to assign a chipper robot to tell me you've got information on your website?

#you noisome fool! if I could do this on your website I would have already#cease your prattle and bring me to a representative

@aethersea you took the words right out of my mouth