“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“yeah, well, you better get your eyes checked because i’m flat as a board, so ha, joke’s on you,” yoona retorts without so much as a blink. her words are cutting and precise, and she chortles in silent satisfaction when the offender in front of her looks taken aback by her comment. peering over her shoulder, she gives him a look totally void of emotion – stares at him just enough to let uneasiness, awkwardness, start to creep into his face.
“and anyway, i’m sure your other head doesn’t mind my supposedly big butt. the bulge never lies,” she quips, smirking widely, darting her gaze downwards for just a second.
she’s lying through her teeth – he’s probably not turned on at all – but it’s funny to see his eyes widen and his head swivel downwards in panic regardless.
her taunting laughter and the clicking of her heels echo in the hallway as she walks away. “maybe next time, kid!”
