#2:30am

[ajyal-azez]

أملكُ هدوء هذا اللّيل في لبّ كوبيّ، وأرتشفه على مهل.

[n1ghtblossom]

[moonstorm-wof]

Finished dragon Ford!

I have decided I will WoF-ify everyone in the cipher wheel and then some.

But anyway back to Ford:

• He has a cloak to replace the trenchcoat he wore in the show. It’s meant to be the same color.

• He has a lot more bags under their but only one is visible in this picture

• He has constellations on his wings but I’m not telling you what they are.

• He does have six claws in the picture but the quality of the photo might make it hard to see.

• He definitely still has the all-star tattoo. That tattoo is a canon event and must not be changed.

• I’m still figuring out how the perpetual motion machine goes and why Stan gets kicked out.

[newtness532]

cant the insects ever find me when someone more responsible is present???

[existingillusion]

You lighten my days in a universe I despise.

[mistermalaprop]

Optimus JUMPSCARE except it’s dark as fuck and idk why the lighting has colors

Bonus art JUMPSCARE

“You don’t deserve to wear that symbol.” -Megatron who I’m blowing up with my mind

I hope the words make sense I’m so tired

that optimus prime figure lives in my nightmares.. he stands beside my bed and he stares down at me while I pretend to sleep.. he won’t leave me alone no matter how much I try to appease him.. no amount of bodies or blood is enough for that cruel, cruel fucking robot…

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Oh and Megatron too, almost forgot about that part—

*blows up Megatron with mind*

Megatron: my fuckin’ panca— *explodes*

[twogeeseinatrenchcoat]

Let's Talk About Hades

Greek mythology. You know that? Right. So me and Sarah ( @normalperson3 ) were talking earlier, and she mentioned the fact that most of the Greek gods are absolute bitches. And then said that Hades wasn't. And actually, Hades is really fucking chill. I think that fits as the tldr.

Disclaimer: This was done with minimal research and much bullshitting but we're pretty sure it's right.

Like, think of a single instance (besides kidnapping Persephone---and we'll get to that later) where Hades acted like a hotheaded maniac. (And we're NOT counting the Disney movie, we're talking actual myths.) Ok, so that thing with the guys who tried to kidnap Persephone happened. And Orpheus. And Sisyphus. But those were justified. And so was Persephone, in the "Ancient Greek marriage laws were kinda sexist" way.

The two shits who tried to kidnap Persephone: Ok, so he trapped them on a bench for a while. (A WHILE) But, when Hercules came to rescue them, he let the guy who didn't start it go. Very, VERY reasonable. They tried to kidnap his wife. Don't believe me? Think of what Zeus would do. Instant death, for everyone involved. And probably a curse upon the guys' kingdom(s).

Orpheus: My dude lost his wife, came to the Underworld to get her back. Hades said no because, you know, Underworld has rules. He can't just let him have his wife back or everyone will be asking for their loved ones back. But (and the myths go either way I think), he or Persephone was so moved by Orpheus's music that let him get a chance---a very fair chance---at getting his wife back. And Orpheus failed that, so his wife was taken back. Reasonable, especially for a Greek god.

Sisyphus: Does this need explanation? He trapped Death so nothing could die, cheated death multiple times, that sorta shit. The first time, he was like "hey I was buried wrong can I go fix that" and Hades LET HIM. Literally let the man go back up and fix his burial. When Sisyphus cheated death and stopped everything from dying, he got punished. Guess who chose the punishment? ZEUS! (I think) This wasn't even Hades's choice.

Persephone: Technically, Hades followed the marriage laws of the time. The bride doesn't get a say in their marriage, but the father of the bride is consulted. Hades went to Zeus and asked him, was given permission to marry Persephone, and took Persephone. Fucked up? Yes. Law-abiding? Also yes. Persephone ate some of the Underworld fruit, and she knew (I think) about the whole you-eat-the-food-you-stay rule. But when Demeter came to collect Persephone (after winter-ing the world), Hades let Persephone go for much of the year, which is actually against Underworld rules. Just think of what Zeus would do in that situation.

Also, he helps heroes! He lent Cerberus to Hercules for his task, just went "yeah here you go, take him on a walk, just make sure to return him." I forget any other instances.

He's also loyal to his wife, the only other instances of him having any affairs were before Persephone, I think. (Aside from Minthe, idk what happened with her.) Also, he rarely talks to anyone but the Underworld gods and residents.

Also also, Hades is barely worshipped, he got the worst domain, and yet he never complained. Even when the other gods started an uprising against Zeus, he didn't join.

[lets-dance-to-joy-division]

the first thing I think of when I wake up,

the last thing I think of when I fall asleep.

-You Are-

BL 2022