victim of my sentimentality☆ @newtness532 - Tumblr Blog

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

i need to have a talk with google maps about what "mostly flat" means because you cant be saying that and then the entire walk is uphill

#jo says stuff #personal ramblings

catsbeaversandducks

Art by Jesse Jarldane

robotslenderman

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

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if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

robotslenderman

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

robotslenderman

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

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31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

gay-lotus

pankendev

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

haveyouever-polls

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

#nope

dahlia-molinas

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

b0tster

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

#i did 🙂‍↕️

anxeious

dragon-fat

diversity win, the character gets glasses halfway through the season and it has the love interest swooning even more from it

decemberwinter

momphineasandferbmadeablog

imagine meeting candace flynn out of context and thinking she's just a normal teenage girl and then finding out later that she's sung on stage with multiple #1 bands, circumnavigated the globe, met members of several alien species, won a monster truck rally, modeled for a haute couture designer, traveled through time (twice), been on two different game shows, broken multiple world records, driven a train by herself, etc etc and to top it all off she doesn’t think any of this is all that impressive. she just wants to talk to you about her blonde boyfriend and annoying little brothers.