Imagine your mom just died and who you presume is the love of your life cheats on you with fuck-ass bowlcut Damon Albarn
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Imagine your mom just died and who you presume is the love of your life cheats on you with fuck-ass bowlcut Damon Albarn
Brett Anderson is like what if you were 58 years old busting it open at your own gig, on your knees, arching your back, throwing your flat arse back after singing your song about sniffing poppers and then the one about gay anal sex, all the while, you're serving vocals and drenching your cunty white shirt in sweat and it's sticking to your body and your muscles are showing through bc you're ripped as fuck and you go down to the crowd and people touch you all over and you get on all fours and you pant like a dog and yo
Sometimes I think about how horrid it must've been being a gramon warrior in the early/mid 2000s. You had to see Jarvis & Steve djing and remixing together as desperate and the chocolate layers (+ Steve working with Jarvis in his solo career & touring!) And Bernard and Brett reuniting as The Tears...
All these glorious happenings and meanwhile you have to read how Graham saw Damon at the zoo with Jamie and hid from him and avoided him and then said gorillaz was mid to the press. Like what the hell
If I see anyone complaining about a lack of pulp yaoi again I'm gonna need them to take a detour through suedeworld
I fear Jarvis Cocker & Damon Albarn will have their nonbinary & bisexual allegations respectively following them til their deathbeds
Jarvis Cocker says only one person has out-camped him and that is Steve Mackey choosing Minty as their tour opener at the height of their Different Class fame
Jarvis during this is hardcore with glasses: dom daddy
Jarvis during this is hardcore without glasses: submissive and breedable
Jarvis during we love life with glasses: submissive and breedable
Jarvis during we love life without glasses: dom daddy
Went to sleep. Woke up with a 1.1k draft for a smarvis and gramon spin the bottle fic. What the hell.