2fast2keen aka james/marlene!
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on
I’m still not sure what a Maroon 5 is, but Marlene is quite the dancer.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes
Both of us are probably guilty.
sends the other unsolicited nudes
*Scandalized gasping* I never!
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt
Again, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m very accomplished.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops
Have you seen the sugar quills she carries around?
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit
That would be McKinny.
killed the guy (also, which hid the body)
Marlene probably killed Rodolphus or Severus or Lucius, and she knows damn well I’d be helping her hide the body.
wears the least clothing around the house
Shirts restrict my ability to dance whenever I want to and they’re a product of the patriarchy.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason
Why am I always being targeted for this?
@mckinnonaf













