#2ha shitposts

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chu wanning doesn't fly on swords because he's scared of heights.

but you know what would be a sufficient alternative with similar aerodynamics, structure, and experience?

skateboards.

do skateboards exist on sisheng peak?

chu wanning says, like all inventors: not no, but not yet.

[nacrelysis]

maybe if chu wanning had invented an escalator he wouldn't have had to carry mo ran up all 3799 steps. call that an esc-skill-ator issue