Can I get some 2P Germany headcanons?
Yeah sure, I've had some info on him in the drafts for like half a year now. Thanks for the request!
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2P Germany General Headcanons
🛋️ Luther Beilschmidt, always appears to be in his late twenties
🛋️ 5'11 but slouches a little most of the time, so he can look about 5'9 on a good day.
🛋️ He's most likely bisexual with a female lean. He's had a lot of summer flings that ended when his partners didn't want something serious with him.
🛋️ He can come of as lazy but when you're immortal you sort of feel like you have all the time in the world to do things, he'll blindly follow a train of command though. (He'll procrastinate on tasks unless someone like Luciano or Kuro push him to do it right that second.)
🛋️ Completely adores his older brother silently, he's the only reason why Klaus is even still alive today. He'd never hold it over his brother's head, never mentions it, just stares at his brother sometimes while he's working or training and smiles. After all Klaus did the same with him when he was sick as a child, something Klaus barely even remembers anymore.
🛋️ Often exhausted by the amount of paperwork he splits with his brother, it doesn't help that he gets distracted easily.
🛋️ Has worked security jobs and as a bouncer to a few clubs in the past, the amount of fights he accidently started would be surprising to anyone but his family and close friends.
🛋️ That being said, he CAN fight. He also cheats during fights with cheap shots to end the fight early. He'd be the type to trip people and then put a foot on their head to keep them on the floor after giving him a problem.
🛋️ Takes long showers where half of it is just him zoning out under the hot water. Hot showers only. And yes he will use up all your hot water if you tell him to 'take his time' because he will be in there until that water starts turning lukewarm.
🛋️ He either has the hyena laugh, the gasping sort of laugh where you start to wheeze at the beginning, or the one that can reverberate through your skull. Those are the only three options, he can not laugh quietly, it is loud and sometimes makes him sound like a stalled car engine.
🛋️ He has an immature sense of humor and he's easily amused. He can have a grand time just watching his cat doing something stupid in the middle of the day.
🛋️ He's very chatty with everyone, not exactly charismatic per say, but he's rather easy to get along with and is open to talking about just about anything. A certified yapper if you will.
🛋️ Never really tries to make 'casual' friends that you can forget about when they aren't around. He wants people he can call when he's feeling down and just talk no matter what time it is. His brother can only help him so much when he's in a low mood. He craves connections outside of his family despite knowing how short people's livespans can be.
🛋️ He doesn't know that his brother switched out the beer he drinks to the light version. He notices he likes the taste more than anything, he stopped reading the bottles and cans a long time ago. He just likes to get a buzz and relax watching TV after a long day running around.
🛋️ Kuro and Luciano are the only reasons why this man has not tried to grow his hair out anymore. He's had a beard and a mustache before. It made him look a little like a suburban dad. (His friends be real haters.)
🛋️ He has two dogs. A old German Sheperd named Orkan that will follow strangers from room to room to learn their scent, and a Border Collie named Eisblume that gets up on the furniture and is convinced she's a lap dog. Both are generally friendly and well behaved but will bite or straight up attack you if you're shown to be a threat to them or their owners. (Klaus trained both of the dogs.)
🛋️ He's probably the most likely out of the Axis to be a good girl-dad. He'd be the least likely to destroy a little girl's self esteem or their imagination at an early age. He'd also be able to sit through a little girl putting makeup on his face without getting mad. That kid could put him in a tutu and a princess crown for a tea party and he'd be amused and playing along. But he'd also be extremely protective. ("This is my baby, AND NO ONE GONNA TOUCH THEM"- like vibes.)
🛋️ He can be considered a foodie, this guy isn't one to turn down free food (unless you somehow messed it up as bad as Arthur/Alicia does). He'd appreciate a friend or partner that likes to cook.
