#2promano

[sparks-and-wires]

Hey! It's artsy anon back again! I wanna request Flavio dating hcs. As much as I love him being miserable I also adore the guy he's a weak spot for me! - Artsy anon

I love him making him miserable too but he can be really cute in some aspects. Thanks so much for the request!

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2P Romano Dating Headcanons

💎 He yaps so much, like A LOT, chihuahua ass man. Will talk your ear off about anything and everything if you let him. Generally easy to talk to as well.

💎 Unlike others in his family he's more emotionally avaliable with the partners he has. Being emotionally connected to someone is what he desperately wants.

💎 Will post about his relationship on social media, like everything else. Please tell him 'no pictures' before he has the chance to plaster your face everywhere online with lovesick captions about 'true love'

💎 A very jealous man, someone flirting with you is enough to get him crushing a wine glass. It's safe to say that would be quick to get your attention back. He doesn't exactly do it on purpose, he just tries really hard to keep his cool and often fails.

💎 His love languages are: Gifts, physical touch, and quality time

💎 Takes you out for cruises, luxuary trips around the world, fancy resturants, you know, the works.

💎 Accepts any affection you give, but always wants more. Nothing ever seems to be enough (super clingy in a touch starved way)

💎 Will try his best to swoon your family into liking him too with money. (Actually has to see what a normal family looks like before rethinking his entire life in an internal midlife crisis)

💎 You get to be around him so much that you finally see how many fake smiles he has to make around people he doesn't like (almost half the people he's forced to interact with)

💎 Actually starts planning for the future for once outside of fashion shows when you stick around long enough

💎 He'll start to talk openly about the nightmares he has about his childhood sometimes, it's a little dark at times

💎 Asks for you to be a model for his designs (you have to do it at least once otherwise he'll just get pouty and keep pestering you to do it forever)

💎 Ignores everyone else that tries to flirt with him, even going so far as to shove them to the side to get back to you

💎 Enjoy that mafia protection because it stays in place as long as he has love in his heart for you (like even if you break up, as long as it ends without a nasty fight, you're all good)

💎 Will flaunt you to everyone else in his social circle, its going to geniunely overwhelming and uncomfortable at first because the people he considers 'friends' are usually are as strange as him (and usually on the older side)

💎 Yeah your birthdays are going to be insane, big party with probably over three hundred guests (you'll know probably five of them), gifts stacked high enough to drown you if they tipped over, and at the center of attention, you. Eyes everywhere taking pictures, following you around the room. (Please for the love of god talk to him before this can happen.)

[ask-miraculous-2promano]

How do you feel about getting your butt kicked by the Panda?... And what happened after?

"First off he did not kick my butt. Second, after I woke up I just went home. I'll teach him a lesson someday."

[allthingshetalia]

So like,, got any headcanons on what the 2p axis smell like? What kind of a scent they have? Lmao sorry if this sounds weird i'm just curious,,,

💕Hey, smell is important💕

2p Italy

His clothes seem to have hints of cologne that are just imbedded into the fabric. His natural sent is very fresh and clean, like a sea breeze.

2p Japan

He really doesn’t smell like anything but he does have a slight hint of an herb smell. You have to be super close to him to smell it though.

2p Germany

Very masculine- it’s not a bad smell just very manly, like fire and sweat. (Not body odor tho)

2p Prussia

He smells like your clothes when you take them out of the dryer.

2p Romano

He never smells bad- like ever. He wears cologne- but it’s not like that super strong offensive kind.

[ask-the-vargasfamily]

Well, here they are✩

~~ASK BOX IS OPEN GUYSSSS ~~

[hetalia-boyfriend-scenario]

You masterbaiting and getting caught.

1p Spain ( Antonio)

  "Bonita I am leaving now" say Antonio heading towerds the door. He grabs his keys. Gives me a kiss on the lip and as well some tonge.

  "See you later honey" I say that while waving him as he exits the door.

  After I see him get into his car and pull out of the drive way. I drop my pants, pull out my laptop, and search for some porn.

  As I am about to reach climax... The door open, revealing Antionio. I cumm right after that.

  We just stare at each other for about ten seconds.

  "My boss told me that we had enough people working and that he would not need my assistance. "

  He looks at me while I close my legs and grab a blanket. "Ya..." I realize the porn is still turn on and loud. So I turn that off.

  "I did not know you watched porn." He say that while having his hand scraching his head. "And I did not know you were inti that type of thing"

"Ya..." I start to pull up my pants under the blanket. "It just..." I am searching for words. "I... You know."

  "You have never been caught have you." He say while heading towerds me.

  "You can say that again"

  "It alright." He hugs me and say "Lets have fun"

2p romano (Flavio)

  Flavio is going to be gone for a fashion show and will not be home intill early midnight. Which gives me plenty of me time.

  I take a long needed bath and put on the sexiest piece a lingerie.

  I grab my little freind, grab my favorite erotica, and get down to business.

  Intill I was in a relationship with Flavio. I did this alomst everyday. But with someone in the house it get difficult to do.

  Then the next thing I knew I was asleep with my little friend and book in both of my hands.

  "Why is there candle lig-" Flavio just stand there watching has his partner is in the sexy position. So helpless, in the most vulnerable postion.

  He sit next to them on the bed and starts to curess thier cheek. You start to stir "Five more minutes" you say in a mumbling voice.

  "I think you owe me a explanation" He say that while you bolt your eyes open. Seeing yourself in the most vulnerable postion.

  I sit up and look at him. "What is there to explain."

  He leans into my ear, puts a hand on my shoulder, and say "Why you could not wait without me."

2p Italy (Lucaino)

You are currently sitting down on your desk, doing homework. While you were on your computer you were looking at some math formula to help you with this math equation. You wanted to take a small break You decided you would look at some porn to relex.

As you were masterbaiting. Luciano saw you during the whole thing, with his cameras that he set up in your room. He was not pleased that you were pleasuring yourself without him there.

  He decided he would go over to your house to talk to you about it.

[ask-fem-2p-romano]

Some head cannons that I just haven’t had the opportunity to explore yet because it hasn’t gone in line with my story yet

-As it’s already common knowledge Flavìa is a heavy alcoholic but she also has a nicotine problem

-she trained for most of her life as a singer, violinist and a harpist

-Her Spain (2pnyo) know’s how she’s feeling just based off her make up

[ask-cohabitation-2promano]

“ Did you..miss me? “ - - - - - || Trying to come back, but shhhh--

[ask2pblog]

This is a continuation ask after Thier daughters boyfriend "pass the salt insodent " what would they do if Thier s/o told them not to be so harsh after all they know a certain someone who did the same thing when they had dinner with Thier family (cough cough the 2ps)

➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Listennnnnn”

There no 1st Amendment for horny people. Calling someone daddy? Banned. Their girl calling someone daddy? Date is banned. But knowing Al, he wouldn’t deny his past. But knowing Al, he stubborn af and wont let the date near their child in a 5 mile radius.

➖2pCanada/ Matt: “You got a point, but that  date is still not safe.“

Is calm unlike his rampage earlier. Does think about it in silent anger- in silanger. But is he moved?? Lmao nope. Date better learn how to outrun a polar bear and a moose Matt. Despite Matt doing the same thing, he is v e r y protective of his family.

➖2pFrance/ François: “Don’t care.”

So what about it? He might, a slight bit, a tiny amount protectice over his child. So of course, its natural that he forbids them to see their date. Only when the date comes by himself to apologize will François allow their child to be near them.

➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “L-Love! That was years ago and-”

Goes rambling trying to defend his tiny dignity. There is no sexual daddy calling in his Catholic- Protestant- Catholic- Caprison household. Does he let the date continue seeing their child? Depends on how well the child hides their date from Oliver’s knives. S/O of course can try to stop Oliver but he a sneaky boi.

➖2pChina/ Xiao: “Shit u right”

Does a double take back and actually consiDERS IT LMAO. This man is more lenient, actually the most lenient one out of the 2ps. Be prepared for this Dad^tm to throw condoms at the child and their date. All at the same time giving the date a look of “I fuckin dare you to touch my kid”

➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “My past does not determine who I am today.”

He says this with war flashbacks going through his head. He stutters for an explanation but keeps up the argument (aka he got no defense). Was planning on banning said date but they may keep contact with Viktor’s child every 3-5 business days.

➖2pGermany/ Lutz: “Bro I trusted you and you come at me like this”

Bro how could you- Albeit protective of his child, Lutz guess that they can keep dating. If the date can suffer humiliating winks from their futute father-in-law and even worse,,, d a d j o k e s. This is more of a punishment than not dating.

➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: "B-but..!“

He is speechless and bright with red. Listens to his s/o but at the same time?? this callout?? is uneeded?? he came out to murder the date have a good time and honestly feels so attacked- But he does demand a detailed explanation of his kid’s progress in their relationship.

➖2pAustria/ Roland: “And?~ That is what you still call me~”

He slept at the couch for 3 whole days.

➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “And you still married me! I DO NOT WANT ANYONE TAINTING MY GIRL-“

He is not m o v e d. Unstoppable force meet unmovable object. His past caught up to him at full speed but Luciano??? will do anything to protect his teenager kid baby. Goes on a new tangent until he calms down and finally allows his kid to keep seeing their date (if said date didnt run away from intimidation)

➖2pRomano/ Flavio: "New phone who dis”

Um?? that slipup?? Not him #IdentityFraud. Does not listen cause he is busy with being embarassed and tries to convince s/o that it wasn’t him. Cause if he admits he did that, it means his child’s date can be excused and heLL NAH (admits to it after a week minimum)

➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “Thats because your parent s were blind enough to let me date you, I am not blind.”

Roasts your parents. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not shocked. But honestly, he thinks it was the parent’s fault for letting them see his s/o after that incident, didnt took it as a second chance. Don’t worry though, the date will gain their second chance after they prove themselves aka graduate top of their class, earn a stable job, be a star athlete and world leader. (i really wish im jokin ya’ll)

➖2pSpain/ Andrés: “,,, I don’t remember that.”

Unlike Flavio, he speaking the truth. He doesn’t remember therefore = no change of opinion. Still, he lets the date continue to see his child after Andrés has a,,, talk with them (while brandishing his axe). I mean,,, at least theres progress?