#3318

[yarrayora]

asking the necrophiliac who wanted to keep your corpse because your mentor is probably too straight for this type of question

[lapsfour]

Passenger Princess and His "Golden" Uber driver

*3318

*ONLY CHAMPIONS may drive for Lance

[ryohei-sasagawa]

KHR SHIPPING WEEK IS COMING!!!!!

I will be running KHR Shipping Week from December 1st to the 7th! Posting way ahead of time and hoping this gets some traction, and also to give everyone who wants to participate time to prepare. If yall can reblog and signal boost this that would be amazing!!!

PROMPT LIST:

Day 1 (12/1) - Confessions • First Kiss

Day 2 (12/2) - Growing Old • Parenthood

Day 3 (12/3) - Angst • Hurt/Comfort • Divorce

Day 4 (12/4) - Rarepair • Favorite AU

Day 5 (12/5) - Love Languages

Day 6 (12/6) - Song Lyrics • Dancing

Day 7 (12/7) - Date Night • Getting Ready

GUIDELINES

I'll be checking for posts under #khr shipping week 12/2025

All forms of fandom content are welcome and encouraged, including fanart, fanfic, cosplay, edits, headcanons, playlists, or anything else you might want to create!!!

All forms of ships are welcome including canon, non-canon, OCs, crackships, self inserts, etc. The only stipulation I have is NO SHIPS THAT ARE BABY X TEEN OR TEEN X ADULT. If you post content of these ships I will not be endorsing or reblogging them.

Yall are welcome to work ahead to prepare but please don't post before the dates given!

Once again I would appreciate it so much if yall can reblog and signal boost this!!!

[thatmishakid]

in my world they all wanted a piece of him (bfr who doesn't!)

[sleepsucks]

[skleaves]

3318 is such a good ship. sun and cloud. evil asshole and dangerous sunshine. powerful couple. the one who can kill and the one who can heal you (and also can kill you). black cat and golden retriever dynamic. guys.

[thewertsearch]

GG: yaaaaaay!!! GA: Youll Need Somewhere To Keep Them While They Grow

Vriska would approve.

Also, I hope that water's fresh.

GG: so what is the actual purpose of all this breeding? GG: am i trying to make one really special frog with just the right genetic code or something? GG: sort of like the ULTIMATE FROG :O GA: Actually GA: Yes GA: Thats Exactly What Youre Doing […] GA: Your Objective Is To Breed The Genesis Frog

The Genesis Frog - a phrase I’m willing to bet is capitalized even without Kanaya’s quirk - would fit right in with Bilious Slick's other titles.

I think Jade's literally trying to create Slick, or an iteration of him, and that deriving his genome is crucial to the session's endgame. He's been haunting us for thousands of pages, and his importance is nothing less than absolute.

GA: You Cant Complete The Game Without Doing So GA: Your Entire Mission Depends On Breeding Him

Finally.

Come on, Kanaya, play ball with me here.

What is the purpose of Bilious Slick, the Genesis Frog?

GG: what do we do after i make this big god froggy? GG: does it have something to do with the new universe we create? GA: Most Certainly

...oh my fucking god.

Oh my FUCKING god.

She's deadass, isn't she? She's not being figurative, allegorical or metaphorical. Kanaya is literally saying that if you zoom out far enough from a universe, you'll see Bilious Slick's beady eyes staring back at you. The true shape of reality is a thing that croaks.

This is why Derse hates him. He's a symbol of Player victory, and Derse's entire raison d'etre is to oppose the Players. The amphibian civil war was signalling the opposing Carapacian attitudes to the creation of a universe.

This is why Aradia associates Slick with probability. He contains all possibilities because he's made of Paradox Space.

This is why Vriska was so surprised that John found one in his Land. Creating frogs is an endgame quest, and her own Space Player took weeks to make progress in cloning them.

The Forge hasn't even entered yet, and John's already holding one of the ancestors of his nascent universe.

And this the answer to the Great Frog Riddle. It's why Slick stands at the peak of every Sburb Temple - because he is its genesis, its purpose and its prize.

Bilious Slick is more than a god – he’s a space for gods to fill.

It's shit like this that makes Homestuck my favorite webcomic of all. The Ultimate Reward - the grand prize of reality's great game - is a fucking frog.

[max-the-many]

Dinner time...