GG: yaaaaaay!!! GA: Youll Need Somewhere To Keep Them While They Grow
Vriska would approve.
Also, I hope that water's fresh.
GG: so what is the actual purpose of all this breeding? GG: am i trying to make one really special frog with just the right genetic code or something? GG: sort of like the ULTIMATE FROG :O GA: Actually GA: Yes GA: Thats Exactly What Youre Doing […] GA: Your Objective Is To Breed The Genesis Frog
The Genesis Frog - a phrase I’m willing to bet is capitalized even without Kanaya’s quirk - would fit right in with Bilious Slick's other titles.
I think Jade's literally trying to create Slick, or an iteration of him, and that deriving his genome is crucial to the session's endgame. He's been haunting us for thousands of pages, and his importance is nothing less than absolute.
GA: You Cant Complete The Game Without Doing So GA: Your Entire Mission Depends On Breeding Him
Finally.
Come on, Kanaya, play ball with me here.
What is the purpose of Bilious Slick, the Genesis Frog?
GG: what do we do after i make this big god froggy? GG: does it have something to do with the new universe we create? GA: Most Certainly
...oh my fucking god.
Oh my FUCKING god.
She's deadass, isn't she? She's not being figurative, allegorical or metaphorical. Kanaya is literally saying that if you zoom out far enough from a universe, you'll see Bilious Slick's beady eyes staring back at you. The true shape of reality is a thing that croaks.
This is why Derse hates him. He's a symbol of Player victory, and Derse's entire raison d'etre is to oppose the Players. The amphibian civil war was signalling the opposing Carapacian attitudes to the creation of a universe.
This is why Aradia associates Slick with probability. He contains all possibilities because he's made of Paradox Space.
This is why Vriska was so surprised that John found one in his Land. Creating frogs is an endgame quest, and her own Space Player took weeks to make progress in cloning them.
The Forge hasn't even entered yet, and John's already holding one of the ancestors of his nascent universe.
And this the answer to the Great Frog Riddle. It's why Slick stands at the peak of every Sburb Temple - because he is its genesis, its purpose and its prize.
Bilious Slick is more than a god – he’s a space for gods to fill.
It's shit like this that makes Homestuck my favorite webcomic of all. The Ultimate Reward - the grand prize of reality's great game - is a fucking frog.









