#3478

[sleepsucks]

[max-the-many]

"Don't worry, your little brother is fine"...

[thewertsearch]

GC: SOM3TH1NG 1S GO1NG ON GC: 1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG 1N H3R3 TA: what?? GC: 1T SM3LLS GC: BR1GHT3R TA: brighter?

Fuck. Could Terezi talk him down, maybe?

I'm not holding on to much hope that Eridan can be ‘redeemed’, but she might at least be able to stall him until backup arrives.

As usual, you fail to resist the urge.

No matter how dire the situation is, you can't spend a full seventy-two hours cheating at Sburb. Dave's taking a well-deserved break.

Or not, apparently.

Damn, it's been a while since we've flashed back to Dave's Bro Glasses era. We spent some time here back in Act 4, but the kids haven't had many flashbacks this arc.

Anyway. This is probably a message from Aradia, but it could be another god tier Time Player. It might even be a future version of Dave himself.

AA: hi dave my names aradia […] TG: asl??? […] AA: 6 a girl and a place very close to you […] AA: i could visit you right now if you would like

Wait, seriously? But your thing is time travel, not dimension hopping. I guess you could literally jump into your session's Genesis Frog, and go looking for Earth - but that seems pretty far-fetched. If nothing else, you're supposed to be in the dream bubbles right now.

Are they in a dream bubble, actually? Feferi's conversation with Jade started as a memory, and she did describe the bubbles as 'the past, brought to life'...

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: June 5, 2025

Lyrics:

Oh boy

You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it

Whole outfit you're wearing, God, I hope it's ironic

Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started

It's all just so familiar, baby, what do you call it?

Stupid

Or is it slow?

Maybe it's useless?

But there's a cuter word for it, I know

Man-child

Why you always come a-running to me?

Fuck my life

Won't you let an innocent woman be?

Never heard of self-care

Half your brain just ain't there

Man-child

Why you always come a-running, taking all my loving from me?

Why so sexy if so dumb?

And how survive the Earth so long?

If I'm not there, it won't get done

I choose to blame your mom

Man-child

Why you always come a-running to me?

Fuck my life

Won't you let an innocent woman be?

Never heard of self-care

Half your brain just ain't there

Man-child

Why you always come a-running, taking all my loving from me?

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get

And I like my men all incompetent

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them

Amen, hey, men

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get (Play hard to get)

And I like my men all incompetent (Incompetent)

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them (Not choosing them)

Amen (Amen), hey, men (Hey, men)

Man-child

Why you always come a-running to me? (Always come a-running to me)

Fuck my life

Won't you let an innocent woman be? (Amen)

Songwriter:

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get (Play hard to get)

And I like my men all incompetent (Incompetent)

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them (Not choosing them)

Amen (Amen), hey, men (Hey, men)

Jack Michael Antonoff / Amy Rose Allen / Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter

SongFacts:

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Homepage:

Sabrina Carpenter

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Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

[manoelt-finisterrae]

neno descobrindo o mar / child discovering the sea

© Manoel T, 2023

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #3478:

don't judge a book by its cover, judge it by how sexy the protagonist is

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