Widofjord c2e3, after the fight where caleb burned a guy and hid:
*frumpkin goes to Nott and squeezes his paws*
Nott: “this means i have to go”
Fjord *being the first to point out caleb isn’t there*: “Where’s Caleb?” *starts looking around for him*
Caleb *walks up silently and starts helping clean up with a zoned out expression*
Fjord: “Where’d you go?”
Caleb: “this is not my thing. I am not brave like Nott. Let’s get out of here, please”
Fjord: “You shot shit out of your hands. I don’t think you were not brave. That was really impressive”
Beau *confused and disgusted*: “Wait you shot shit out of your hands? That’s fuckin-“
Fjord: “It was fire. It’s a figure of fucking speech”
Beau: “oh”
Caleb *still zoned out but smiling a bit*: “I haven’t learned that one yet. Some day”
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Fjord being the one to first point out Caleb isn’t there
Fjord not letting Caleb call himself not brave and immediately complementing Caleb saying his magic is impressive(again)
Caleb being zoned out cuz of the ptsd of having to use a fire cantrip against the zombie guard, and when Fjord compliments him on it he diverts the attention with a joke about poop magic to not have to talk about it
Autistic ass Beauregard Lionett interpreting only the literal sentence, thinking Caleb had literal shit magic
Fjord immediately being annoyed but explaining to her what he meant
+ (i know it’s not magic and not on this campaign but the idea of magic poop instead of fire just made me remember Mister throwing his fire shits)
