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Widofjord c2e3, after the fight where caleb burned a guy and hid:

*frumpkin goes to Nott and squeezes his paws*

Nott: “this means i have to go”

Fjord *being the first to point out caleb isn’t there*: “Where’s Caleb?” *starts looking around for him*

Caleb *walks up silently and starts helping clean up with a zoned out expression*

Fjord: “Where’d you go?”

Caleb: “this is not my thing. I am not brave like Nott. Let’s get out of here, please”

Fjord: “You shot shit out of your hands. I don’t think you were not brave. That was really impressive”

Beau *confused and disgusted*: “Wait you shot shit out of your hands? That’s fuckin-“

Fjord: “It was fire. It’s a figure of fucking speech”

Beau: “oh”

Caleb *still zoned out but smiling a bit*: “I haven’t learned that one yet. Some day”

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Fjord being the one to first point out Caleb isn’t there

Fjord not letting Caleb call himself not brave and immediately complementing Caleb saying his magic is impressive(again)

Caleb being zoned out cuz of the ptsd of having to use a fire cantrip against the zombie guard, and when Fjord compliments him on it he diverts the attention with a joke about poop magic to not have to talk about it

Autistic ass Beauregard Lionett interpreting only the literal sentence, thinking Caleb had literal shit magic

Fjord immediately being annoyed but explaining to her what he meant

+ (i know it’s not magic and not on this campaign but the idea of magic poop instead of fire just made me remember Mister throwing his fire shits)

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After Nott(with Caleb’s help) turns a copper piece into a silver piece:

Fjord: “Well i mean i was really impressed with the little trick, i sure would like to see a big trick.”

Jester: *uses Thaumaturgy to open all the windows*

Fjord: “Jester, I meant a trick from Caleb.”

Caleb: *smirking* “You want to see a trick?”

Fjord: “I would love one.”

Caleb *well into his second trost*: “I can show you a trick. Young lady, if you would assist me please. Step up onto the table.” *proceeds to put on a show with Nott’s help of casting Dancing Light’s (aka a cantrip) that float around illuminating Nott on the table like a big magic act making Nott “glow”* “The Goblight, ladies and gentlemen. The Goblight!”

Fjord *impressed confused smiling and clapping and curious*: “How did you learn to do that?”

Caleb: “I could always do that a little bit, as a kid. I was always good with magic. I had a knack for it. That one’s easy. That one’s easy”

Fjord *nodding*: “That’s impressive.”*smiles quickly then furrows and bites inside his mouth pensively*

Caleb: “Well, thank you.”*sighs*

-pt1-

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Bill Nye,

Bill Nye The Fucking Science Guy debates creationist Ken Ham at the Creation Museum in Cincinnati.

This is my everything.